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everybody knows (it's our choice) by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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“Hey, Tall One,” Jessika Pava says, sliding into the seat across from Kai at her usual mess table. “Short One,” she adds cheekily, nodding to Din who is, as usual, cleaning a blaster at the table instead of eating with everyone else. “You two couldn’t have waited one more week before finally hitching up? I just lost so many creds in the pool, and Dameron is going to be insufferable about winning for weeks,” she complains.
Kai pauses between one bite of bantha brisket and the next. “You bunch of sleemos had a betting pool on when I’d finally get Djarin to sleep with me?” she says mildly, ignoring the irritation that tries to flare up along with a renewed bout of confusion.
“No, not that,” Jessika says, starting to frown as though Kai is the one who’s being weird. “Not that most of the pilots wouldn’t bet on your sex life, but no – I’m talking about the soul bond, obviously!”
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Everybody on the Resistance base knows that Kai and Din have just gotten soul bonded. Except that's news to Kai, because as a Devaronian, she doesn't even have a soulmark.
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- Part 3 of Kai x Din series & AUs
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When in the Devildom, do as the devils do. Simeon’s willing corruption at MC’s hands.
Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Simeon smut scenes. Gender neutral, race neutral, AFAB Reader.
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- Part 5 of like a crown
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MC decides to vlog to document their time as an exchange student in the Devildom; their vlogs immediately go viral. Leviathan has always wanted to be a professional streamer; maybe it’s not such a pipe dream after all.
Vlogs, streams, slice of life, worldbuilding, and fluff galore. Friendships with all characters; slow burn Reader/Leviathan romance; demisexual Leviathan. Gender neutral, race neutral reader, they/them pronouns.
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- Part 4 of like a crown
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Kou's Obey Me! Headcanons by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
26 Jan 2022
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A repository for my OM! headcanons. If you read my fics, you’ll probably notice these headcanons being used here and there. :)
(I'm only on Lesson 24, so for now the new characters are not included.)
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nobody who can set me right by Koumine (thesecretsavant) for DukeOfIchor
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
02 Oct 2021
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This morning, though, you wake up in your bed with the dim orange light of midmorning in the Devildom creeping through the gap in your curtains, with Belphie curled up beside you and snoring softly with his face pressed to your arm, with nothing you need to get up and do for hours yet, and you want.
You. Belphie. Your bed. A combination made in hell (or heaven). Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Belphie smut scenes. Gender neutral, AFAB, dom reader.
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- Part 2 of like a crown
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Kai x Din series & AUs by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Dec 2022
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This series comprises the main Kai x Din series, plus some AUs of that.
Main series: The adventures of Kai Darso and Din Djarin. BDSM AU, connected one-shots.
- An Invitation
- if this feeling flows both ways [WIP]: wherein Din has a job for Kai and also a lot of feelings.
AUs of the main series: unrelated to each other and can be read in any order.
- itsy bitsy teeny weeny beskar scalemail thong (&) bikini: stripper!Din AU
- everybody knows (it's our choice): soulmate AU
Relevant headcanons are in the last work in the series.
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- 11,143
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wear your independence like a crown and other Obey Me! fics that exist within the same continuity. Featuring an AFAB, gender neutral, race neutral, dom MC; polyamory among multiple characters; many kinks; and plenty of shenanigans. Fics can be read in any order.
Currently posting:
- wear your independence like a crown
- nobody who can set me right
- baby, run away with me now
- The Devildom Diaries
- let me blur your linesWIPs coming soon!:
- light up my darkest skies: Lucifer and Simeon have been friends since Lucifer's time in the Celestial Realm. But their friendship was never exactly...conventional. Simeon/Lucifer, S/M, queerplatonic relationship, kink and feels, rated E.
- [untitled] Diavolo x Reader smut fic!
- [untitled] tentacle monster Reader x Leviathan fic!- Words:
- 63,536
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A series (part fluff, part angst, mainly crack) set in the universe where Bruce is not Batman. Instead, Jim Gordon roams the streets as Ratman with his trusty pest-themed partners. Drama! Prank wars! Vengeance! Loneliness! Gender! Baby traps! The agonizing fear that you are alone in the feeling of being alone! Also, everyone is queer.
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Just Good Business by Here_we_go
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
28 Aug 2023
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“Speaking of B being mad,” Jason interjects for the first time, “I’m going to meet with Black Mask tonight. We’re gonna have a chat all friendly like. So if you hear anything down by the docks just leave off, thanks,”
“Red Hood,” Batman growls over the comms, surely biting back the use of Jason’s full name, “How long have you known about this? Have you even considered-”
“Oh no,” Jason says, “Oh God you’re cutting out. I can’t hear you over the sound of your own hypocrisy,”
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Jason fights Black Mask and makes friends, not necessarily in that order. A rewrite of the first arc of RHatO (2016), though that is not required reading to understand the fic.
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- Part 4 of Bargain Bin
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- English
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- 17,176
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
05 Jul 2026
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Jason my beloved
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Tim’s marriage is failing, as much as he likes to pretend it’s not. Even worse, when he tries to distract himself with a mission, he lets his target get away. Why?
Oh, nothing much. Just turns out the infamous assassin ‘Red Hood’ is his husband, that’s all.
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- Part 4 of JayTim Week 2020
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Oh God by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Jun 2025
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Roy woke up like he usually did—mouth dry, head fuzzy, the faint taste of tequila or shame (or both) lingering on his tongue.
He stretched out like a cat, one leg kicking free from the sheet, and promptly collided with another person. A warm, nearly naked person. Roy’s eyes flew open.
Jason was in his bed.
Correction: Jason was asleep in his bed. Shirtless. Covered in gauze and dried blood. Wearing only boxers and looking like a Greek statue that had been through hell and decided to nap it off.
Roy blinked.
The next thirty seconds were pure chaos—internally.
Did I drink last night? He couldn’t remember drinking. He remembered watching some rerun and eating cold noodles. He remembered texting Jason a meme about stabbing billionaires. After that? Nothing.
Did I—?
Oh God.
Did I fuck him?
Or Jason decides to crash at Roy's and Roy wakes up the next morning thinking they hooked up. But it's fine he can roll with it, so he kisses Jason on the cheek. Jason promptly goes when did this happen? I'm 100% on board but when did this start? Cue confusion.
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Taller lying on his back by elareine for daemoninwhite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2021
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Jason gets a delightful surprise.