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What is it that they say in the books he’s read about Rex Lapis? Ah, right. Something like: Let a sleeping dragon lie, or else his wrath you may face.
Where's the fun in that? After all, proverbs were always meant to be guidelines, not rules.
(Wherein Childe does wake the sleeping dragon and pays for it with his body, just not in the way he would have expected)
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When the worst of the shock had passed, he looked miserably at his toes, flexing them slowly and trying to figure out how they worked. "Signora has an awful sense of humour," he said, poking one pale thigh. "What a bitch. Can you believe this? I'm a stupid human!"
Zhongli frowned at him, still holding the side of the boat. Most of his tentacles were slowly moving to stick to the boat's hull, balancing either side. It tasted of wet wood and salt.
"I would very much like to just be a stupid human right now, Childe," he said, a little pointedly.
or, where Zhongli meets a merman, gets cursed into the one sea creature he hates more than anything else, and falls in love (in that order).Series
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where many things come to settle by cruellae (tinkabelladk)
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12 Dec 2022
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Zhongli took the infant from Childe, cradling him in his arms. The child bore a striking resemblance to his father, but his blue eyes were full of light, shining as he studied Zhongli curiously.
“You know how to hold a baby.” Childe’s hands were shaking slightly as he conjured Hydro to fill a small bottle.
“I have lived a very long time,” Zhongli said, “and I have an impeccable memory. Whatever you are running from, Childe, you will find safe harbor with me.”
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19 Jul 2026
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Two weeks into his retirement, Zhongli starts coughing up Glaze Lily petals on his morning walk.
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“Ekaterina, I want to go. Here, in Liyue.”
It is then that Ekaterina bursts into tears, and it is the first time he has seen her cry, and it makes him feel terrible.
In which Childe tries to say goodbye to the god that does not love him.
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and they were roommates (oh my god, they were roommates) by birdsofpassage
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Looking for a roommate for an apartment in Liyue Harbour who is neat, friendly, able to cook and clean. Must be handsome, must not be allergic to cats, and must have enough common sense for two people.
Contact Guizhong at XXX-XXX-XXX if interested.
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