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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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Alastor does not believe in safety.
Safety implies trust. Implies permanence. Implies that something in Hell can exist without teeth bared behind its smile.
Preparedness, however, is simple. It is leather reinforced at the ribs. Structured stitching beneath a pressed shirt and a pristine coat. It is a waist drawn tight enough to remind the body that it is still contained.
Every morning, before the smile is set in place and the microphone cane is retrieved from its stand, he fastens the belt.
It is insurance, not decorative or indulgent or vane. His Sin is not Envy, nor is it Lust.
Hell is opportunistic. Slights fester. Power shifts. Blades are conversational punctuation.
He has learned — quite thoroughly — that comfort invites curiosity, and curiosity invites violence.
So he doesn't let himself relax and give in to comfort.
And eventually, those at the Hotel notice.
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13 Jul 2026
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Lucifer cums in Alastor's panties and pulls them up, then tells him to keep it like that if he wants any chance of cumming tonight.
Alastor does not have feelings about it.
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13 Jul 2026
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his cock’s favorite throne by captivatedintrovert for edub91
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jun 2025
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Lucifer had always appreciated beauty.
But Alastor’s tits weren’t just beautiful—they were devastating. Ruinous. A soft, sinful valley that moved when she laughed, bounced when she walked, and tightened his slacks every time she breathed.
He’s been patient. He’s been good.
But he can’t stop thinking about fucking them.
And tonight? He won’t have to.
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12 Jul 2026
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“Harry.” A familiar voice called out to him, breathless. Even before turning around, Harry knew who he would face and felt warmth and dread in equal measure.
“Tom.”
“Harry, I’ve searched everywhere for you.” Tom cradled Harry’s face in his hands.
“Well,” Harry cleared his throat, laughing a bit at how quickly he became emotional. “You found me.”
“Yes.” Tom was looking at him with dark eyes, devouring his very being with intensity. Harry felt a shock go through his body as he yelped in pain. He went limp in Tom’s arms, who was ready to catch him. “And I won’t ever lose you again.”
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09 Jul 2026
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Alastor was a mess. Bound in blessed ropes, stretched wide, gagged and trembling, stuffed full until he sobbed.
It was tradition by now: he bratted, Lucifer broke him, and both of them remembered exactly who he belonged to.
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09 Jul 2026