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    Ask Ilya Rozanov and he’d tell you that the only thing worse than being a broke PhD student was being a broke PhD student facing eviction from your Humans Only rent-controlled apartment because you maybe, accidentally got yourself Turned over summer break.

    Cue the Bloodbanker$ app and its allegedly discreet and lucrative arrangements: a whole swipeable nest of generous Vamp4Vamp ‘Donors’ waiting for the perfect fledgling to spoil.

    Seducing an old rich dude with this hot bod? Light work.

    ‘Shane, 30*, O+’ wouldn’t know what hit him.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    What's that? Oh just 20K words of PERFECT world building, fun vampire lore, sexy Ilya/Shane vampire sex, protective Shane, sugar baby Ilya, Shane fucking murders a guy for Ilya and Ilya's chill about it, someone finally puts some RESPECT on Mothman's name (except I refuse to believe they're not ACTUALLY cheeked up), Yuna absolutely WOULD be the momager version of Queen Akasha, like this is a PERFECT 10.

    What makes a piece of writing perfect, Mae? NOT A SINGLE WASTED WORD! All of it funny, charming, heartfelt or all of the above, baby!

     

    The one where Ilya wins MVP for locking down all time nerd and lover-boy, Prince of the Vampires, Friend of Mothmen, panic-venmo-er, THE Shane Hollander.

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    13 Jul 2026

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    The one where Shane/Ilya’s chemistry releases Shane from the clutches of Mormonism. Delightful, thoughtful, delicious and laugh-out-loud funny!!

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    Shane joins a Russian dating website to find companionship, Ilya joins to find a green card. They both think the other person is catfishing them, but can’t stop talking to each other anyway and eventually end up on TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    90day fiancé AU - cute and fun! WIP waiting ch4

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    08 Jul 2026

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    WIP - waiting ch8 - very fucking funny! It's not gay, bro, it's prly just a kink or something! Not bro behavior, bro.

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    Shane smiles, rolling his eyes. “You’re going to have them eating out of the palm of your hand with that accent.”

    Ilya grins. “Oh, you like it?”

    “No,” Shane says quickly, looking away. “I mean—it’s an accent. Girls like accents. It’s like… an unfair advantage.”

    Ilya laughs. “Okay. Well. I bet the girls will fall for your awkward charm, you bet they will fall for my Russian accent.” He holds out his hand. “Want to make it interesting?”
     

    Or, Shane and Ilya both sign up for a reality dating show to meet their future wives. They meet each other instead, and shit gets messy. (A Love is Blind AU)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Love is Blind!AU, Ilya and Sveta and Shane is feeling Rose. Sparkling wit and chemistry WIP Ch2

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    "You suck shit at seducing targets," Ilya grits his teeth. "Remember Prichard's daughter?"

    Shane throws his hands up. "Oh come on! That was a long time ago."

    "Two weeks ago," Ilya fires back. "If fate of communism rests on you getting someone into bed we would all be dead."

    Or: hollanov spy!AU, where sexpot extraordinaire Ilya Rozanov and lethal intelligence officer Shane Hollander have to pose as normal, American college students by day and overthrow the U.S. government by night.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Spy!Hollanov, fun and sweet, light (sorta!) YUM YUM MUNCH MUNCH WIP, waiting ch2

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Rose and Ilya body swap! Poor Ilya thinking, "cool he wants me but only when I'm not me, and when I'm not me he doesn't want me...cool, cool, cool." Rose is just out there fighting gender and any NHL player who steps-to. WIP ch14

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Oh Ilya's in prison and I am fully supporting Shane’s near-delusional ability to ignore the red flags. Shane is right where he wants to be! What's that? Prisoner Ilya is crazy-crazy, like FOR REAL crazy? That's fine. Everyone is having fun. Shane is gonna giggle and kick his feet about Ilya's tattoo and imaginary wedding.

    HONEY BUN SHANE AND UNHINGED VIOLENT ILYA I'LL PROTECT YOU BOTH! (Hayden and Sveta you should prly keep your head on swivel, just in case).

    WIP, waiting ch4

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    The one where a CCM shoot ends with Yuna walking in and Ilya deciding that, yes, actually he would very much like to be locked down. VERY SWEET! My boys are so pure and love each other so much. Fluffy and sweet, strong characterization, strong prose. WIP waiting ch10

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    “Is that really why you're single? You're afraid you'd let your partner down?”

    Ilya took a sip and tried to battle the urge to be honest, but it was useless. He had developed an Achilles heel, and it came with beautiful brown eyes that were currently piercing straight through his soul.

    “I think I am single because I have fun being single,” Ilya started with the easier part of his answer, and he saw Shane nod. That part was expected.

    Ilya took a shaky breath before he admitted the rest. “And I have not met anyone that I wanted to be with, enough. One time, maybe. But was not possible.”

    ***

    Shane and Ilya stop hooking up during their rookie season after their secret is almost exposed. Six years later, Scott Hunter comes out and changes everything. Ilya and Shane decide to forge an unlikely friendship as they navigate the league, coming out, and Scott Hunter's annoying queer group chat.

    And they accidentally fall in love, obviously.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Scott heard them at All Stars so they never got off the ground. Shane is out with a boyfriend and Ilya cannot figure out for the life of him what this Ben guy can offer THE Shane Hollander. WIP waiting ch8

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    This is boring.

    The thought floated across Shane’s brain like one of those banners tied to the tail of a plane. Or maybe like a screensaver on a nineties computer, one that would have been in a separate room from the rest of the house.

    Or maybe he was just coming up with different descriptors for it to distract from how boring it was.

    The whole thing would be mildly more interesting if Shane were at all interested in cars or how they worked. But he wasn’t, no matter how much his husband tried to convince him to be, so a luxury car auction was not exactly his idea of fun on the first vacation they had had together in two years.

    Or, Shane attends at a high-end car auction, and sits next to the most handsome man he’s ever seen.

    That man is not his husband.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Bratty trophy husband Shane cheating with billionaire Ilya? Yes, please. More, please. Oh? That second chapter hit like the second plane. THEY'RE IN LOVE, YOUR HONOR! YUM YUM YUM

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    Shane could spew black bile all over the television screen. In his whole life he’d never hated anyone more than Scott Hunter, because he knew this was how it would be written in the history books: groundbreaking Captain Scott Hunter bravely kissed his cute little boyfriend on center ice and everybody clapped; stupid slut Shane Hollander got caught with a cock up his ass.

     

    Somebody leaks a sex tape of Shane.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Sex tape leak fic, under 3k. Lyrical and beautiful and Shane's pain and fear feel distant in that way you feel when your whole life is a little too painful to let yourself fully experience.

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    So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?

    “Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.

    You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.

    After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.

    (They definitely still try, though.)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Shared body, lovely lovely!

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    Rozanov pins Shane down, fucks into him like he almost hates him, gets a hand around his cock, rough and deliberate, and says it low against his ear—go ahead, try it. Say her name one more time, I fucking dare you—and Shane opens his mouth and sobs into the pillow and nothing else comes out. Just tears and the blood under his nails from Rozanov's back. Then he finds the angle he's been finding since Nashville, and the name is gone entirely.

    That's also, more or less, the point.

    Shane hates him for that. He hates him the way you hate something that keeps being right about you.

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    Or: Shane spends nine years building a structure so airtight it functions as a personality, and Ilya Rozanov spends nine years being the single thing that doesn't fit inside it.

    Featuring crazy situationship sex, the complications of sometimes being a terrible person, and one unhinged fixation on Svetlana Vetrova, 31 photos deep, that was never about Svetlana Vetrova.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The DOCUMENT! Shane finally figures out what to do with all that WANTING! So beautiful and it actually uses hockey and their gameplay (I suspect? idrk know anything abt hockey but it sure sounds good to me) in a way that enhances the story and their characters. LOVE IT

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    Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.

    They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.

    What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Secretly married, fully-in love Hollanov. The one where they take pictures of their shared trophies every year at the awards show. Out to Scott, Kip, Sveta, Marly WIP, waiting ch12

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    Shane Hollander seems to get a new tattoo of a flower or leaf every time something significant happens to him. Ilya's curiosity threatens to drive him mad.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Flower tattoo Hollanov - beautiful writing, love this characterization

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    Love is miserable, Ilya thinks. It's dirty work. It fights worse than an MLH enforcer with a drinking problem and seven missing teeth. It'll toss you about and break your bones and leave you bleeding out on the ice.

    He's been in love twice, and both times he fucked it.

    The first time, he hadn't even known what it was until it was gone. He had learned its shape from the hole it left behind. Hollander had gone. Poof, whoosh, like a ghost. All that was left was the man on the ice, jaw tense and eyes dead, who played like Ilya was a bug to be crushed. Ilya tried to play so dirty Hollander would throw down his gloves and then they could at least touch each other again, fist to face, but all he got was decked by a series of troglodytes in Metros jerseys.

    [COMPLETED, posts semi-regularly]

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Vesna STOOD TEN TOES DOWN and we love her for it! WIP, waiting ch3

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    “Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?"
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    They fuck around. Then they find out.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    UMMMMM, wtf?! So good! Hilarious and strong character voices and the inciting incident is Shane topping, love this love this LOVE THIS!

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    The rules of the sex interview were not explained because the rules were the point. The room needed to see the specific heterosexual performance that proved you were the right kind of boy—the kind who had done the expected things and would keep doing them and had nothing to hide.

    Shane had the girl ready. He’d built her in the shower a week ago, just in case.

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    Or: Shane learns, in order, how to skate, how to perform, how to survive a room, and how to want something he will not name for years. Featuring minor hockey, the OHL, one fabricated girl named Jess, and eleven pages of notes on one Ilya Rozanov, who he has never met. Yet.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The one where Shane never quite figured out what to do with the WANTING. Beautifully written, in character, realistic, engages with the hazing and harassment in hockey culture, explores Shane. SO FUCKING GOOD!

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    Yuna doesn't like him.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    David comes around on Ilya, David pov, emotionally complex relationship, rich characterization, excellent writing. WIP waiting ch7

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