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    Date Me by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 Feb 2026

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    “You’re ridiculous.”
    “You’ve dated worse.”
    “San Lang! That’s rude!”
    “That’s true,” Hua Cheng parries mercilessly. “I haven’t even finished the retrospective of all the trash you’ve collected—would you like me to go on?”

    aka Xie Lian hasn't had any luck in his relationships, but he has a goal in mind, and won't be deterred. That is, until Hua Cheng snaps.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Vow Renewal by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu  

    16 Feb 2026

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    “However, if we’re to be married, wouldn’t San Lang be more fitting?”

    On the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, the Crown Prince of Xianle, Xie Lian, shall be joined in ceremony with Ghost King Crimson Rain Sought Flower. A dowry of 2 pork buns shall be provided by the heavens, along with a bride-gift of a gold foil palace bestowed by Crimson Rain Sought Flower. The ceremony shall take place at Qiandeng Temple, residing within the borders of Ghost City. The rules for trespassing shall remain the same during and following the ceremony.

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    Amnesiac Xie Lian finds himself in a political marriage to a Ghost King with a penchant for teasing.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    ’Til our compass stands still by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Jul 2023

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    After getting lost in Ghost City, Xie Lian bargains away years of servitude to the Gambler’s Den to help a man in need. He dons the robes of a worker and hides his face and life behind an enchanted mask, protecting himself from the city's denizens. Xie Lian finds an unexpected home in Ghost City before he ever sees the lord of it, the infamous Hua Cheng. When he finally does, something about himself seems to catch the attention of the Ghost King, slowly striking up an unusual friendship. Xie Lian must figure out how to navigate his burgeoning feelings, how to keep his identity to himself, and how to get over a ghost so clearly in love with someone else.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Let Me Worship You Ruined by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)  

    02 Jan 2026

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    After 800 years, three deaths, and an eternity of restraint, Hua Cheng finally takes what he’s starved for: His God. Highness. His wife. Spread open and trembling beneath him, slick with want.

    He’s spent lifetimes worshipping from a distance. Bleeding in battlefields for the god, carving statues in the dark, spilling himself on cold stone altars with nothing but the memory of his god’s body to keep him sane. He’s been patient.

    But not tonight.

    Tonight, devotion gives way to hunger. Worship turns filthy. Reverence turns ruinous.

    And his god doesn’t even flinch. He begs for it.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Who Do I Think I Am? by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)  

    09 Jan 2026

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    "It's not that, it's just… San Lang's class has the viewing for their portfolios that day. It's really important, and I said I'd go for emotional support. You could come, too." Xie Lian explained.

    Shi Qingxuan sighed dramatically, "That's sweet, but I don't need to spend the evening being a third wheel while you make doe eyes at your new boyfriend."

    Xie Lian stumbled, taken off guard by such an accusation, "What?" He laughed, shaking his head, "Friend. He's my friend."

    "Yeah, for now," Shi Qingxuan appeared oblivious to Xie Lian's shock, doubling down, "When are you going to ask him out, anyway? Or are you hoping he'll make the first move? Because I totally understand wanting him to ask you, but sometimes you just have to risk the rejection to get what you want."

    "Qingxuan," Xie Lian said their name sternly, hoping to make them stop before they made this any more awkward than it already was, "I'm straight, okay?"

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    The one where Xie Lian learns some things about his sexuality

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    05 Jul 2026