20 Bookmarks by theemptyperfumebottle

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    Dazai Osamu has created a chat

    Dazai Osamu has named the chat hey motherfuckers

    Dazai Osamu has added 19 users

    Dazai Osamu has changed 20 names

    favouritefearlesshero: uwu

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    dazai makes a gc and chaos ensues

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    121/?
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    03 Jun 2026

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    Chuuya is a new transfer student to a school that’s filled with strange things. Strangest of which is the fact that there are actual duels going on where students are fighting over on who gets to own the so-called ‘Rose Bride’.

    …Chuuya thinks that everyone needs eye prescriptions, because isn’t this ‘bride’ just a man cosplaying a mummified princess? Why the hell are they fighting over someone so shady-looking?

    [spoiler alert: he becomes this spoiled princess’ Dazai’s most overprotective prince bodyguard]
    [AMAZING ART]
    [as of jun 03, this fic is NOW COMPLETE!]

    Series
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    English
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    29,650
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    339
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    923
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    176
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    16,388

    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    L’Heure Bleue operates under a strict dichotomy: by day, it’s a pretentious coffee house filled with natural light and frantic freelancers. By dusk, the espresso machine powers down, the amber lights flicker on, and the space becomes a sanctuary for the city's quiet drinkers.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    7
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    60
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    322

    02 Jun 2026

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    In which a commitment is made, Matt doesn't understand cats, and nobody else understands Matt.

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    1/1
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    45
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    1,191
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    115
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    02 Jun 2026

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    Meow.

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    Peter’s aunt is dating someone. Matt’s seeing a woman with a teenage nephew. Neither of them realize the other is their rooftop vigilante partner — until dinner happens.

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    matt is dating Peters aunt and neither of them know if the other knows about their -other- persona

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    3/3
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    51
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    02 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s like a hallucinated death note episode except you’re high on paint fumes. What the hell

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    “Stop,” Chuuya gripes, “god, you’re so fucking annoying, can’t you just listen to me and be still for five goddamn seconds?”

    “Ew,” Dazai says, like Chuuya has asked him to do something reprehensible like believe in love or that he is worthy of forgiveness or the concept of tenderness without bite.

    “Just—” Chuuya hisses as Dazai wriggles purposefully, the look on his face he gets when he knows he’s annoyed Chuuya nearly to breaking and wants to see him break, “fucking be good for me for five seconds. Be good.” Chuuya grips Dazai’s jaw hard as speaks, hard enough to bruise. He uses the voice he uses when he’s working, when people need to listen and they need to do it now.

    He’s surprised when Dazai goes still underneath him.

    Chuuya looks down at Dazai who is blinking up at him slowly, seemingly dazed. His fingers twitch where he had been idly playing with the hem of Chuuya’s shirt. Chuuya tilts his head and waits for Dazai to say something and Dazai says nothing at all.

    Chuuya is fascinated.

    “Dazai?” He whispers.

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    1/1
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    02 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 49

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    "The Port Mafia's crowning its new leader tomorrow."

    The brunette immediately understands. What it means, for the Port Mafia, for Yokohama, for them, and for his former partner himself.

    He understands, as a weight sinks into his bones, making them heavier, as it settles over his shoulders, forcing it to bend to its gravity, as the weight makes it a little bit harder to breathe.

    "Meaning, the sickeningly human chibi is abandoning his humanity."

    The taunting singsong lilt back in its place.

    "What in the world happened that the fifteen years old who's only purpose of living is knowing whether he's human or not choose to abandon being human?"

    Language:
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    3,220
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
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    418
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    49
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    4,868

    27 May 2026

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    Heroes lead by Bakugo.
    Villains lead by Midoriya.
    Seven days prep time.
    Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.

    (Updated with final edits, 5/2/19)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,769
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    278
    Comments:
    8,961
    Kudos:
    76,051
    Bookmarks:
    22,030
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    2,233,091

    25 May 2026

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    Dazai wasn’t born afraid of dogs. In a world where a fourth of the population was animal shifters, it was common to see dogs.

    It was at the age of thirteen when his fear began.

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    Dazai is a cat shifter who has had too many bad experiences.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    34,007
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    227
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    1,941
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    337
    Hits:
    30,984

    18 May 2026

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    "You're too short for your own good, you know. Someone's going to pick you up off the street one of these days and then who will I have to make fun of?"

    "Je vais t'étriper comme le maquereau visqueux que tu es," Chuuya hissed, grip tightening on his collar as he yanked them closer. Like this, Dazai could smell the jasmine of his shampoo and see the anger swimming in his eyes. [“I'm gonna gut you like the slimy mackerel you are.”]

    "Oh, Chuuya," he sighed, grinning like a fool. "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

    Or, Dazai is convinced (forced) to join his friends for a year in Paris, and he doesn't know a word of French. Chuuya is just hoping to get through school without any strange encounters, and he doesn't know a word of Japanese. They collide (literally) and the situation devolves from there. They figure it out.

    Beautiful artwork here!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    33,230
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    436
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    2,730
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    35,311

    16 May 2026

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    It takes a single glance for Dazai’s interest to spark somewhere deep in his chest. It takes a single look and a single name for him to feel how fresh the air in his lungs can feel.

    It takes one kick to have him falling.
    And Dazai falls hard.

    OR: ‘we don’t have enough Chuuya being a tease out there and we need to change that’ the fic, but make it pirates

     

    [Russian translation available HERE]

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    244
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    24,972

    15 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Apparently, Chuuya has a signature(s).

    Apparently, removing that signature(s) renders Chuuya basically unrecognizable.

    Apparently, this works on everyone.

     

    Chuuya would have liked to know this before getting accidentally recruited.

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    10 May 2026

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    "Let's take it from the top. Hi." He gives out his hand. "I'm Dazai Osamu."

    Fyodor glances down at the hand, as though it's a trap. To be fair, it could be. But he likes traps. He likes unwinding them. So he grasps Dazai's hand and shakes it, once.

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    Somewhere in the remote landscape of Meursault, Fyodor discovers that whatever is fundamentally “wrong” with him, is also “wrong” with Dazai Osamu. They proceed to destroy each other, to their heart’s content.

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    English
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    28,616
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    373
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    1,125
    Bookmarks:
    279
    Hits:
    21,792

    08 May 2026

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    "Hello."
    Jaskier was probably going to die.
    "Hello."
    "I'm Cirilla, but I prefer to be called Ciri."
    The Witchers around them tensed.
    Jaskier was definitely going to die.
    "I'm Julian, but I like to be called Jaskier."
    "How do you get Jaskier from Julian?"
    Jaskier smiled, just a bit.
    "You don't. That's the point."
    Prequel to "le Morte d'"
    Easily read as a standalone.

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    English
    Words:
    31,352
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    385
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    2,936
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    507
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    34,694

    26 Apr 2026

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    You Huo wasn't sure when it happened.

    A mere second ago, he was just watching the moderates and hardliners arguing, as usual, about the overly violent exam settings.

    Now, he was sitting on a couch, blinking in confusion as he found himself in unfamiliar surroundings.


    Typical "characters react to novel" stuff, but I think Qin Jiu might be a bit high...

    "Graphic Depictions Of Violence" cause... ya know... Arc 4...

    Progress:
    Arc 1: The Last Supper - Chapter 1 to 12 (Complete)
    Arc 2: Guess Who I Am - Chapter 13 to 33 (Complete)
    Arc 3: You Seem Delicious - Chapter 34 to 61 (Complete)
    Arc 4: Don't Close Your Eyes At Me - Chapter 62 to 93 (Complete)
    Arc 5: Bloody Carnival - Chapter 94 to 94 (142) (Work in Progress)
    Arc 6: Bustling World - Chapter 143 to ??? (166) (Haven't Started)

    (Will update chapter list every 5 chapters, or I'll drive myself nuts)

    Language:
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    847,170
    Chapters:
    109/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,875
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    3,865
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    429
    Hits:
    149,510

    15 Apr 2026

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

    Language:
    English
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    76,785
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    4,110
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    24,000
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    5,738
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    340,708

    31 Aug 2025

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    “Ratio?” he asks, stepping a bit closer. “It’s me, Aventurine. Are you… do you want to go home?”

    At the mention of his name, Ratio stills, a light startle in his step as he turns to face Aventurine. He drops his hands, lacing them back together in front of him. He looks dazed, normal intensity lost from his eyes as they open glassy and vacant. They flex wide with recognition, but he doesn’t say anything.

    Ratio goes quiet, and Aventurine doesn't know what to do.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    155
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    1,863
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    394
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    21,249

    22 May 2025

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    Tim was having a normal night photographing Batman and mourning the dead when Jason Todd suddenly breaks out of his own grave. He's unresponsive and catatonic, and Tim knows there's no way he can leave the boy on his own. So, he brings him back to Drake Manor to try and help him recover. It goes... well?

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    370
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    7,470
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    1,940
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    68,193

    18 May 2025

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    He’s hunkered next to his oil lamp, bent over his dinner, when he hears a voice. “That was kind of you.” Geralt’s head shoots up, brow furrowed. For one brief moment he’s baffled - how could someone get in here without him hearing? - but when he sees who it is, he stills. The man standing in front of him is the man he buried not two hours ago. “Didn’t think Witchers provided that kind of service. I thought you handled, y’know, making the deaths happen.”

    Geralt frowns, considering. His medallion is quiet, though he’s absolutely certain: this man is a ghost. “Who are you?”

    A faint smile graces the man’s face. “Julian Alfred Pankrantz, Viscount de Lettenhove.” The smile sours. “Or at least, I was.”

    helping a ghost find his peace is not the strangest contract geralt's ever taken on, but it's certainly up there.

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    English
    Words:
    35,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    2,167
    Bookmarks:
    577
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    17,346

    17 May 2025

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    Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made.

    Faith.

    His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs.

    "I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him.

    I remember you.

    I remember you.

    I will always, for as long as I live, remember you.

    (A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.)

    (MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,158,737
    Chapters:
    152/152
    Comments:
    11,900
    Kudos:
    36,096
    Bookmarks:
    8,097
    Hits:
    2,038,529

    29 May 2023

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