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“What comes after?” He asks quietly after a few minutes gazing up at the twinkling night sky, arm around your shoulders. “Where do we go?”
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What comes after narrowly avoiding the end of the world? The brain is dead, the world is saved, and Astarion is still a vampire, now confined to the shadows. Wynlana is determined to fix this.
The sequel to my Falling Star fic, and a long time in the making. Updated Wednesdays.
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- Part 2 of Starsong
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Flashes of sharp teeth and a sharper smile flood his mind as his hand makes its way beneath his bottoms. He tries to push the vision away, as he always does, but it only comes back with a vengeance, clearer than ever before. Honeyed words dripping off a silver tongue as cool, pale hands smooth over the expanse of his chest, the iciness of the contact soothing the searing heat of the orb trying to burst forth from his chest. Teeth sinking into skin, perhaps somewhere more intimate than the neck - the inner thigh, perhaps, marking him, claiming him, followed by the press of lips to the skin, inching ever higher until-
No.
Gale shakes his head to clear it as he wraps a hand around himself, giving a few slow, gentle strokes. Breathe in, breathe out. Nothing too fast, nothing too overwhelming. The images of Astarion seem to abate for a time, but they come crashing back down as he smears the precum dripping from his cock down the shaft - what if it were his hand, instead of my own? Or his mouth, perhaps, or his-
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You’ve never been a religious man, not really. Perhaps in your life before you had held faith in the gods, but if you did, the memory is lost to time. The gods hold no importance to you - you’d reached out to each and every one in your undeath, over and over again, only to have your prayers go unanswered.
She had answered, though. Gave you something to believe in.
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A combo character study of Astarion/relationship study of Astarion and an unnamed fem!Tav.
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A Falling Star Fell from Your Heart (and Landed in My Eyes) by thebeebard
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Dec 2024
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“How old were you when you were turned?” You ask gently, hoping the push doesn’t cause him to shut down and dawn the mask once again. Every crack in his façade makes you want to peer behind those walls all the more.
“I’m…not sure, to be honest,” he says after a pause.
You stare back at the fire, contemplating. You don’t want to push too far and lose this moment, but something is dawning on you. Even the youngest elven city officials you’d heard about were old enough to have outlived most of their human colleagues twice over. Humans are notoriously bad at estimating the ages of longer-living races, often having trouble telling between even a one hundred year old and a two hundred year old. For an elf to be young enough for most humans to realize they even were young…
“Astarion is still your child name, isn’t it,” you say, more a statement of fact than a question.
Another pause.
“...yes. Yes it is.”
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- Part 1 of Starsong
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My final Kinktober fic for the year, written for the prompt "telepathic bond". Happy Halloween!
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2024
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Starsong is the ship name I've decided on for Astarion and my bard Tav, Wynlana. Anything I write about the two of them can be found here!
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A handful of Kinktober prompts from this list by tumblr user tumbleweed-run. I won't be doing all of them and they won't be in the same order as the list, I'm just vibing
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Astarion meets the de-facto blow job queen of Blackstaff, an unassuming but popular grad student with the most luminous brown eyes.
Maybe one day he'll even unstop that pretty mouth long enough to get the guy's name.
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- Part 1 of Blowmance
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23 May 2025
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For Astarion's first birthday in Waterdeep, Gale insists on a cozy little party with a specially prepared meal of elven delicacies and a big surprise.
Astarion's got a surprise of his own for everyone's favorite blow job queen.
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- Part 2 of Blowmance
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23 May 2025
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You up? by dramatic_chipmunk for FartasticDurge, StrixAmans, ARAFEL_0194
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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Octavia has a problem. Astarion has a lap rocket. What follows is a love story told entirely through the medium of wing dang doodles, beef curtains, high fructose porn syrup, and one steamin' semen truck that did not come with a safety manual.
Featuring: an emotionally distant genital masseuse, an emoji war that escalates to a war crime, a genital sneeze of biblical proportions, and a falafel run that somehow hits harder than all of it.
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- Part 3 of WildBlood Adventures: Astarion & Octavia
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08 May 2025
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An established Clove/Gale smut anthology.
Intended to feel more like a series of one shots, largely unconnected, a bit slice-of-life-ish, with the overarching story of Clove and Gale discovering and exploring a dom/sub dynamic, as well as a few other interests along the way.
This story takes place in the same universe as i want to drink your water, and the context will sometimes be relevant.
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- Part 8 of the clove/gale multiverse
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02 May 2025
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“Why, exactly, did you drag me out here?”
Gale heaved a sigh, glancing sideways at his highly beautiful - and highly annoyed - roommate. “I already told you, Astarion. I thought it would be fun.”
Astarion stopped walking, putting his hands on his hips and glaring at Gale. “You and I have vastly different ideas of the word ‘fun’, darling,” he spit out. “‘Let’s go to the beach!’, you said. ‘Let’s go take a walk down the boardwalk!’, you said. ‘Let’s go check out the pier!’, you said.” Astarion’s voice was a mockery of Gale’s, repeating everything he’d said earlier in an attempt to convince Astarion that this would be - well - fun.
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- Part 6 of Crack Fic Friday Shenanigans
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27 Apr 2025