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    in the heart of thunder by

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)  

    10 May 2026

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    Lyonel Baratheon takes interest in a penniless hedge knight lost amidst the revelry. Dunk struggles to come to terms with this strange new aspect of knighthood.

    They cannot foresee how the tourney at Ashford Meadow will unfold.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Saints in Triptych by

    Fandoms: SAS: Rogue Heroes (TV)  

    28 Feb 2026

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    David has always been a jealous man. So it is to be expected, though he would never admit to it aloud, that when he first sets eyes on Eoin McGonigal, his honest reaction is vile envy.

    "You're alive," David manages.

    "So are you," Eoin says. "I take it your parachute survived the drop this time, sir."

    OR: Eoin survived the fall, Eve did not, and David will go mad if he has to spend one more day in a prison camp.

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    alien harmonies by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Now that I know Grace likes music, I might be able to make gyroscope out of xenonite, will sound incorrect but will be something. "Will make. Will create music for Grace," I commit. I scuttle back through my airlock. "Can thinking machine play more human music, question?" I request.

    "Sure, buddy. I have all the music that's ever been recorded," it replies. What? All the music ever? Humans are incredible. Put everything on thinking machine.

    Grace shows Rocky some human music and Rocky shares some of his own.

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    Magnificat by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    15 Apr 2026

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    The inherent eroticism of being perceived with curiosity and without judgment. Or, what if you were on your way to Tau Ceti e to save the world, and your alien best friend watched you get off for science, and then you learned some interesting xenoanthropological facts about Eridian mating customs? Well, it happened to my buddy Ryland Grace.

    "You can see?" I whisper.

    "I hear." Rocky matches my quiet tone. "I hear everything."

    And that's interesting, because those words fuse white-hot with my pulse, and earth themselves with a thump between my legs, and all of a sudden I'm not soft anymore.

    Okay. Yeah. We're way past being shy.

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    And the universe said you are not alone by for TheBok

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    12 Apr 2026

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    "Humans put Eridians in game, question?"

    "You mean, like a spider?" I ask. "Are you seeing a spider?"

    "Not spider," Rocky says. "Four legs. Tall carapace."

    "What color is it?"

    "Middle-rough."

    Middle-rough. That's Eridian for green.

    "Strange sound," Rocky comments.

    The creeper explodes.

    Grace and Rocky play Minecraft. That's it that's the fic

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    22 May 2026