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    Constancy by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    After nearly fifteen hours, two tumblers of vodka, and seven cigarettes, Ilya still needs an extra ten minutes—jaw set, his fingers gripping a bathroom sink—before he can walk into the room where Shane's been admitted to Montreal General.

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    Or, Ilya watches Shane take a hit; the ramifications take some time to translate

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    11 Jan 2026

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    oh so ur an AUTHOR author okay hell yeah man

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    from the cold by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Dec 2025

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    It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes.

    — Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door
    — (1) Missed Call: Yuna Hollander

    Or: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Ilya Rozanov's Free Rhinoplasty Service by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    10 Dec 2025

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    Something Ilya did not study in English were the forbidden words. Slurs, in English. Why would he? He knew the big ones that he should ‘be careful to not even rhyme with when there’s a camera on him,’ said the Bears’ PR manager, so he didn’t, and that was that.

    Except, now they were saying something about Hollander in the locker room.

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 89

    Tell Me Your Woes by

    Fandoms: Étoile (TV)  

    06 May 2025

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    A walk around Paris, after the rain has come and lingered, with a choreographer and his dancer.

    Featuring: Tobias' scrunchy face, the rain, gentle affection, and Gabin's weirdly square shaped rock

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    08 May 2025

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    Freefall by

    Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)  

    29 Jun 2020

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    Kon is asleep, all of his homework finished for once and the farm quiet and peaceful around him, when Tim screams.

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    28 Feb 2025