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  1. Dark Principality by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    17 Apr 2026

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  2. The Serpent and the Owl by , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    24 Dec 2025

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  3. Zaundads Monthly Prompt 666 Fics by

    Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

    30 Nov 2025

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  4. Zin_Lynn's Cabaret by , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    01 Jul 2025

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    A madcap mix of parody medleys to celebrate Zin_Lynn.

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  5. Of Apples and Ages by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    16 Jul 2025

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  1. Public Bookmark 21

    When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by for SpaceGiraffe

    Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    02 Feb 2026

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    ....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.

    Or:

    Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
    John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
    And then things start getting peculiar...

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FTH for Raff!!

  2. Public Bookmark 2

    Domestic DECEMBER Drabbles by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    31 Dec 2025

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    I found a list of prompts for a month-long thing that I'm going to do this month. It's been a minute since I've done a drabble collection. These will be added daily and are not connected or part of any of my AUs.

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    03 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 2

    Ineffable Sonnets by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    26 Jul 2025

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    After the apocalypses that didn't happen, and love that has been confessed and confirmed, eternity has settled into a quiet life in a South Downs cottage, where a demon and an angel occasionally write sonnets for each other. Sometimes they are sweet, and sometimes they are saucy, but they are always filled with love.

    What started as a one-shot birthday gift is quickly turning into a series of Shakespearean Sonnets rewritten by our Ineffable duo. This will be mostly stand-alone, short chapters each with a sonnet and glimpse into the every day life in the South Downs Cottage.

    —
    Sometimes, even when he doesn't realize it, Crowley has a Bad Day. Sometimes the weight of all he's been through sits heavy on his wings and in his heart. And on those days, Aziraphale is there with a hug and a poem.

    Excerpt:

    “Grow. Bettah!”
    Aziraphale looked up from the croissant dough he was meticulously folding on the cool, kitchen countertop. Outside the window he spotted Crowley stalking through their herb garden, scowling at errant rosemary and spotted thyme. He brandished his gardening shears at the transgressive plants, pruning the offending leaves and pulling up stray offshoots. 

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    26 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    mmmmm sonnets for meeeeee!!!

  4. Public Bookmark 10

    Little Bookshop Of Horrors by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    23 Aug 2025

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    On the 1st day of the month of October
    In a year not too long after our own
    The human race will encounter a deadly threat to its very existence
    And this terrifying enemy will surface, as such enemies often do
    In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places

    ...

    Or, what if GO S3 was actually Little Shop of Horrors.

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    23 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Zin’s Little Shop Of Horrors!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 6

    Black Quills Caressing Angelic Down by for the_ineffable_dance

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    26 May 2025

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    Crowley has picked out some lingerie for Aziraphale to wear. Aziraphale is not so sure.

    This fic is based on Koala2All's vignette "White Satin Ruffling Black Feathers", which you can read here:

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/60386398

    I rewrote the scene from Aziraphale's POV, for Koala2All's birthday. Happy birthday, Dandy!

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    27 May 2025

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aziraphale counterpoint POV to White Satin