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    Shane impulsively makes a bet with Rose: if he can date a guy for a month longer than his customary one date followed by ghosting them forever, he gets $200; if he can’t, he agrees to let her set him up until he finally finds love. But he has no intention of playing it straight, so the plan—as he conspiratorially tells his best friend Ilya—is to fake date someone and split the money.

    Ilya thinks this is a terrific idea and fully expects Shane to ask him to be his fake boyfriend… except he doesn’t. And Ilya can’t figure out why. Why didn’t Shane choose him, when they both know how effortless it would be to pretend with how close they already are, not to mention how all their friends would instantly believe it? And why does witnessing Shane even just pretend to date someone else feel like actual torture?

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    so hot oh my gawd

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    Eighteen-year-old Shane Hollander has a life altering injury days before the NHL draft.

    “Nursing Diagnosis: Impaired Physical Mobility related to trauma of the right knee as evidenced by decreased range of motion.” 

    All his years of ambition were reduced to seven words, written in a care plan by someone that didn't even know him. 

    At twenty-four, instead of stepping onto the ice he steps into an operating room where he tries his best to blend into the shadows. That was until he met Ilya Rozanov, a pediatric travel nurse and suddenly finds himself rewriting the care plan of his own life and realizing not all nursing diagnoses have to be a bad one.

     

    Or: Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist Shane Hollander and Pediatric Registered Nurse Ilya Rozanov find their way back to hockey. Together.

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    In 2008, Shane Hollander lost to Ilya Rozanov. Fresh-faced, hungry. Like he’d been living off victory points that were scraps compared to the real thing, compared to beating Rozanov, the first man in the world to make him feel second-best. Back then, he’d thought that was the only thing he felt, too. That the electric pulse jostling between them in the gym some time later was a trick of the mind. It was like seeing sky above for the first time. See you at the draft. Life in that paper body.

    or: Ilya comes back. This is the crux of it.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    i'm suing the author for emotional damage i will never be the same(complementary)

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    Yes. I noticed. A pause, then: Also you looked very good out there. Almost made me forget you are my patient.

    Former patient, Shane corrected before he could even think twice about it, then cursed his own brain. He gnawed the inside of his cheek raw. 

    Mmm. Former. Another pause. Shane's mind supplied him a very unhelpful memory of Ilya's humming, felt it resonate deep inside of him, with a need he didn't want to name but could. Are you home?

    In which Dr. Rozanov gets intimate with Shane's eyes... and elsewhere.

    As of June 30, 2026, additional meta resources have been added to this work.

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