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    Sochi Olympics, 2014.

    "MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"

    Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.

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    28 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    07 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.

    No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.

    When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?


    “I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”

    “A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.

    “It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.

    “And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”

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    13 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    "Why are you not scared?"

    "I am scared," Ilya admits. "I just am tired. Of hiding me. Of hiding you. Of hiding how much I love you. I want to go to the rink— how do you say it? Authenti."

    "Authentically," Shane supplies, automatically.

    "Yes. Authentically. I want to go to the rink authentically, as me," Ilya confirms.

    Ilya looks at Shane, pauses until Shane meets his eyes. "I want to say: I, Ilya Rozanov, love a man, and that man's name is Shane Hollander."

     

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    Or, sometimes it takes a little more time, and some courage, to be with the one you love.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    “I’m an activist, Mr. Morgan,” Merlin explains.

    “I see that,” Knight Gwaine says.

    “I want this place to exist here forever. Forever and ever and ever.”

    “You mean until King Arthur climbs out of it?”

    “Yes,” Merlin says. “But after that, too, since I’m not like, 100% positive that he’s going to know what a fish ladder is. I figure we’ve got to do some work on that and probably his English before we let him go off into the wild.”

    “Right. Obviously, the English. But what happens if someone tries to put another body in the lake while you’re here?”

    Merlin doesn’t have an answer to that.

    (Three women's bodies are dumped into a lake, and detective Gwaine Morgan is assigned the case. He does not anticipate said lake to be guarded by a local 12 year-old and is even less prepared for what happens when the 12 year-old becomes his murderer's next target.)

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    01 Feb 2025

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    11 Aug 2024

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    In which Cody gets sent away for some specialist field training just when things were getting awkwardinteresting awkward, and General Kenobi must get used to a new Commander whilst negotiating his feelings for his old one. Features petulant lightsabers, unexpected demotions and Shakespearean levels of ill-conceived deception.

     

    GAR mandatory training modules have a lot to answer for.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    “Where are the others?”

    “I-I don’t know,” Sky mumbled, “I’d say they’re here, uh, in this Hyrule, we’re all just-”

    “Separated.” Time finished for him.

     

    (No you do not have permission to post this work to any other platform)

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    11 May 2024

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    A deafening roar filled his head, drowning out the noise of the trauma bay. He saw nothing except the limp body with the scars he knew by heart.

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    At the Regional Trauma Center, a surgeon faces his deepest fear.

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    05 May 2024

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    Sky has a separate moment with each member of the team;. Bad decisions, fight scenes and deep conversations ensue. In which:

    1. Warrior's Hyrule sucks, Sky makes an interesting decision and Warriors is justifiably frustrated.
    2. There is a thunderstorm, a Guardian and a Lynel, and things go… slightly better than expected, actually.
    3. A vacation begins, and Outset Island's shores are a nice place to get less nice things off your mind.
    4. Being prophetic is far less helpful than it sounds, and Wind is having an unfortunate time.
    5. It's Sky's respiratory system against the world, and Twilight's big brother instincts don't falter against anyone younger than him.
    6. Sky takes his rightful place as most huggable Link, takes notes and finds out new things regarding Four.
    7. There's calm before a storm, and Sky and Hyrule do some rebelling.
    8. The storm arrives, shit goes down, and Time and Sky have a long awaited conversation.
    9. Sky, in the past and present. Everything comes to a long, sixteen-part, twenty-three-thousand word conclusion.
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    22 Apr 2024

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    Ah, it’s such a beautiful day.

    Crisp autumn air, just a hint of a breeze. The merry sound of falling leaves and acorns, the scent of autumn itself mingling with the faint traces of unseen woodsmoke from a hidden fire, the sounds of busy squirrels about their business.

    There’s a pink rabbit cussing them out from Twilight’s hand.

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    07 Mar 2024

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    While out doing Regularly Scheduled Wolf Activities, Wolfie finds Hyrule injured in the woods and tries to help. The chain (except Wild) does not know the wolf has been traveling with them. (Pre Wolfie reveal)

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    05 Mar 2024

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    04 Feb 2024

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    At the time, Cody hadn’t thought much of it. He had to get to the Jedi Temple as soon as possible for a briefing in the war room and couldn’t afford to be delayed. The Fastpass Fuel system asked for his contact information in order to process the payment, and the only viable option was to enter it because Marshal Commander Cody couldn’t be late.

    Now, Fastpass won't leave him alone. Their mascot, Speederhood, calls Cody day in and day out, and nothing's working to stop the incoming transmissions. On the brink of losing his mind, Cody can only warn his brothers of this scamming company and hope it's not too late for them...

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    03 Jan 2024

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    Wind knew animals that lived in groups. Dolphin pods, schools of fish, flocks of seagulls—they all helped out one another, sought out food and shelter, relied on one another and formed close bonds that were as strong as Hylian friendships. A lone pack animal was a sad pack animal, just Hylians who lived alone tended to be more lonely and withdrawn. Sure, some people and animals enjoyed solitary, but he thought of how Wolfie gathered around them, and how he’d been watching the wolf pack before Wind showed up.

    He couldn’t help but wonder—was Wolfie lonely?

    Or: the Chain tries to find Wolfie a pack, and Twilight hasn’t been this confused since his first transformation

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    16 Dec 2023

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    Twilight wakes up.

    As it turns out, a lot happened while he was busy dying, and now he has to deal with the consequences.

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    15 Nov 2023

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    ...is still a brother. It takes Warriors far too long to realize that the little brother he thought he lost after the war has been traveling with him the whole time. It leads to several important conversations, but damn if time travel doesn't needlessly confuse things.

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    11 Nov 2023

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    What else was Wild supposed to do? It was Bozai all over again!

    (In which Wild's Vai disguise works a little too well.)

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    03 Nov 2023

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    When Link comes across an odd mass of darkness swirling in the middle of the Great Sea, of course he has has to investigate! Such a strange new sight needs sussing out, and Link is willing to use every puzzle-solving tool he has at his disposal to do so- up to and including a certain little pear.

    He probably shouldn't have pulled out the pear.

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    29 Oct 2023

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