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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have a lot to learn, or!

    Five words towards bilingual fluency, followed by a few towards self-fluency.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Most people know that famously superstitious Shane Hollander repeats any pregame routine that takes place before a playoff win.

    It's probably best they don’t know that routine includes his sex life with the opposing captain.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    When asked what he’s doing at Osheaga, Shane Hollander has a real answer and a momager-approved answer.

    (Shane at Osheaga through the years.)

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    In 2025, the NHL dropped the mandatory suit and tie on game day as a part of the league’s new collective bargaining agreement. Let’s imagine this happened in the MLH about ten years earlier, and that Shane Hollander fucking hated it.

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    01 Jun 2026