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He takes the remaining three steps until he’s standing at the foot of the bed. Close enough that the cedar smell displaces old pine resin and residual cordite. “I don’t want him to think we’re sleeping together,” he says quietly. “I want him to notice that I’ve spent years wishing I could ask for the privilege.”
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- Part 4 of My OC
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Starved by teatimeready
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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“♪♪Rocky observe your face remains warm, Friend Y/n,♪♪” Rocky noted as he positioned himself at the table. “♪♪Perhaps human biological cooling systems are malfunctioning, question?♪♪”
“I’m fine,” Y/n croaked, her voice still rough from coughing. She avoided looking at Ryland, who had returned to his meal as though he hadn’t just offered to perform oral sex as casually as offering to pass the salt.
- Life on a new planet can be strange. Not as strong as a sudden sexually relationship with your best friend of 15 years, and an eager rock alien.
*Originally called Home Among the Stars but didn't feel for this one*
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- Part 11 of Dream a little, Dream of Me.
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The Shape of Something That Stays by teatimeready
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
14 Jun 2026
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“I don’t know if I’m doing this right,” he whispered, taking a small, tentative step closer. He was so close now I could smell the faint scent of the Italian herbs and the cool night air on his skin. “I’m scared of... of a lot of things. But I’m more scared of not being near you.”
-A woman who escaped an abusive marriage forms a quiet bond with her shy neighbor, Lars. Through shared mornings and mutual understanding, their friendship slowly grows into love. When her abusive ex returns and attacks her, Lars stands by her side, and together they begin healing from their pasts, finding safety, trust, and hope in each other.
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- Part 3 of My OC
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Holland March is a mess.
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- Part 2 of My OC
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I should be beyond furious with Ghost. For basically kidnapping me and then deciding to fuck me in a dusty old bolthole in the middle of fuck-where Russia.
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- Part 5 of COD Stories
- Part 1 of My OC
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My OC by teatimeready
Fandom Call of Duty (Video Games), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016)
01 Jul 2026
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Stories involving my OC Christine Vohapt.
FAB, mid to late thirties depending on the story. Five foot three, long hair, green eyes.
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All of my Call of Duty stories.
Most likely pairings:
-Simon/Reader
-Price/Reader
-Simon/Price/Reader
-Reader/Team 141- Words:
- 142,956
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Dream a little, Dream of Me. by teatimeready
Fandom American (US) Actor RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Supernatural (TV 2005), Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Mandalorian (TV), The Nice Guys (2016), Would I Lie To You? RPF, Yellowstone (TV 2018)
28 Jun 2026
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Stories based on my very vivid dreams. Most (if not all) will have plot holes.
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Friendship, Friendship/Love, Male-Female Friendship, Kissing, Female/Male Relationships, Developing Relationship, Will They Won't They, Relationships, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Eventual Romance, Slow Romance, Attempt at Humor, Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives, Slow Burn, Some Plot, Mutual Pining, Longing- Words:
- 130,610
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- 13
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Taskmaster Short Stories by teatimeready
Fandom Australian Comedians RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV), Just Puddings (Web Series), Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Great British Bake Off RPF
18 Apr 2026
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Pairings are mainly Alex/Reader, Greg/Alex/Reader, James Acaster/Ed Gamble <3
- Words:
- 133,683
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- 24
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From Sickness to Health by teatimeready
Fandom British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
28 Nov 2025
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They never talk about what this is. Greg is too busy being Greg; Alex, too allergic to revolution. Y/n should be the one to say something, to label it, but every time she tries, the words wedge in her chest like poorly chewed toast.
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- 8,945
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It was supposed to be simple. Find Claire, kill Lloyd, and escape with Dani. Everything else was optional or on a need-to-know basis. Apparently needing to know whether Six would get a hard-on for Lloyd was also some pretty important information.
Five years later he still can't get over his stupid in-the-moment crush. Maybe a suspicious invitation would help his itch?
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28 Jun 2026
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If March had a nickel for every time Healy had walked in on him with his pants down, he'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
23 Jun 2026
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Jake has been obsessed with you for a long time and he's fed up of waiting for you to notice him.
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- Part 25 of One-shots
Bookmarked by teatimeready
21 Jun 2026
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just a few pointers by LightOfTheFaerie
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
06 Apr 2026
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You're a successful professional who has made it to the Enterprise, the flagship of the Federation. You have great friends on board. You have hobbies. You're an adult firmly settled in life, you know yourself.
It shouldn't be embarrassing that your biggest secret is that you're a virgin. It's just a concept anyway. It's just impossible to talk about.
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You decide that you want to lose your v card to the one man who isn't going to be weird about it. You're going to ask Spock to be your first.
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15 Jun 2026
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Lars loves the comforting taste of your kisses. When he grows curious about the taste of other parts of you, he discovers that he has a favourite bedroom activity, and suddenly, he can’t get enough.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
12 Jun 2026