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NEW ACHIEVEMENT! And They Were Roommates by eclectillector
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
03 Jul 2026
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You know, Crawler, historians used to have a fascinating habit.
Two men would live together for forty years. They'd share a house. Share a bed. Raise a cat together. Leave each other everything in their wills. Write letters so disgustingly affectionate that they make romance novels look emotionally constipated.
And historians would look at all of this and conclude:
"What close friends."
Amazing.
Truly a level of denial normally reserved for cult leaders, reality television contestants, and people who think they're "just being nice."
Now, to be fair, housing costs are terrible. Sometimes two fully grown men do end up sharing an apartment. Sometimes they do sleep in the same bed. Sometimes they do spend every waking moment worrying about each other. Sometimes they do accidentally build a life together.
But eventually, Crawler, there comes a point where you're not fooling anybody anymore.
Not the audience.
Not the cat.
And definitely not yourselves.
REWARD:
You've unlocked the passive skill: Heterosexuality (Contested).The effectiveness of this skill decreases every time you call your roommate "family."
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05 Jul 2026
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god this is The mordecarl fic ever no one else is doing it like this
mr mordecai skyfowl sir im so deeply in love with you its giving me an aneurysm
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The Abyssal Plain by zuzeca
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Maul: Lockdown - Joe Schreiber, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Legends: Darth Plagueis - James Luceno
23 Aug 2020
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An undercover mission gone sour leads to Obi-Wan crashing his starship into the trash fields of Lotho Minor. Lost and injured, in the lightless, subterranean tunnels beneath the planet’s surface, he finds something long-forgotten.
Or rather someone.
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17 May 2026
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what exists beyond, beyond, beyond by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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"Many stages in Eridian reproductive process. Rocky Adrian laying cycles finally sync up recently. So, Rocky Adrian think finally time for eggs. Adrian lay five eggs, very good. Only, strange thing happen. Rocky only lay one egg."
“Oh,” I say. “That’s unusual, right?”
"Very," Rocky hums.
My throat tightens. "Does that mean there's something wrong? Are you sick?"
Rocky makes a gesture I usually interpret as "not exactly". "Not sick," he says. "But doctors still worry. When Eridian start to make fewer eggs, this usually means laying period of life is over soon. Rocky very young for this. Rocky supposed to be in ideal time of life for laying. Rocky younger than Adrian, even." He shifts on three of his feet. Already, my mind is racing ahead, wondering -- "Doctors told Rocky to ask Grace, is this radiation side effect, question?"
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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11 May 2026
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this is the best fic in this fandom. it has absolutely everything you want a grace+rocky bodyswap road trip fic to have and so so so much more read it once then read it again then scream-cry about it in the shower for good measure
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Turnaround Time (TAT)
[noun]
The total duration from the making of a request to its completion and delivery.—
Or,
Finally, with palpable resignation, ART asked, 'What do you need, Secunit?'
I pushed myself off of the wall and walked to the nearest medical table. Slowly and deliberately, as though the beat of my central circulatory pumps wasn’t pounding in my ears, I turned around and leaned back onto my hands. The small of my back came to rest against the edge of the platform. When I tilted my head all the way back and found the lens of ART’s camera, my mouth split into a smile that I hadn’t planned.
I said, “You.”
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01 May 2026
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the ending is too fucking good oh my god they’re so stupid and obsessed with each other and i love them
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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01 May 2026
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“YOU SHOWED SECUNIT. MY. FUCKING. BABY PICTURES?”
op i am HOWLING this is absolutely perfect. this is everything. you take art and you show us perihelion in all its forms and exactly how it and murderbot are perfect for each other in every possible configuration i LOVE this
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please do not feed the animals by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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“Hold still, lovely alien,” the Eridian croons, snapping a claw closed around the hem of my cardigan. “♫♬♩ will be so gentle, yes.”
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27 Apr 2026
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the codependent queerplatonic soulmates ever. they’re so weird and i’m obsessed with them
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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23 Apr 2026
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get philomena cunk on erid IMMEDIATELY bbc i need this like i need air op this is incredible
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A series exploring the biological, cultural, and linguistic differences between two members of a very unconventional (but good) social group on a little spaceship far from home.
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18 Apr 2026
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three's company by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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“Rocky,” I say sharply. The irritation feels unpleasant inside me, foreign like a toxin.
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18 Apr 2026
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this is actually everything. this is the adrian centric fic to me. poor dear had to live without a spouse for half a century and by the time that spouse came back there was an emotional support alien to deal with too adrian has the patience and goodwill of a goddamn saint
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Now Trending: My Mate and the Human They Didn't Want by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”.
Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship.
Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.
And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace.
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You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?
Adrian never stood a chance.
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16 Apr 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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11 Apr 2026
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i love them so much it’s causing heart palpitations
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letters from eighth grade by hansdevice
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Mar 2026
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Dear Mr. Sir Grace,
This is Abby from your eighth grade class. We have a substitute teacher called Mr. Tyson. He is not nearly as good as you. We don’t play with a lava happy-sack. We read out of a textbook.
over the years, Ryland Grace's eighth grade class write him messages.
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07 Apr 2026
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this made me ugly cry. god. ryland and his kids. his KIDS
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.
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07 Apr 2026
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leaking all over the place. ohhhhhh god op how you write them
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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07 Apr 2026
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YES. YESSSSSSSSSSS. YES YES YES THIS IS THE GRACE AND ROCKY CHARACTERIZATION EVER
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Platonic cuddling by Likelightinglass
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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03 Apr 2026
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29 Mar 2026
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When Thomas Lawrence came by the papal apartments that evening, he came, unsurprisingly, with a bundle of papers under his arm.
Vincent tried on and discarded four separate teasing comments about it, but didn’t get to decide on one before Thomas silently handed them over, and he realized they were newspapers, opened and refolded over the weekly comics, his favorite. Three of them, one for each week he’d been away.
Ah, he thought, with the feeling of a sudden hard deceleration in his chest, the press it put on his heart. Ah. All right then.
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27 Mar 2026
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god grant us a pope who memes by lily_winterwood
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris, Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
11 Jul 2025
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Remember the insanity of Conclave (2025)?
Now imagine what the in-universe social media would've looked like for Conclave (2024).
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- Part 13 of the lily winterwood cinematic multiverse
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27 Mar 2026
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god this verse always gets me cackling. habemus hottie you will forever be famous to me
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“I know this is difficult. I know you do not like this. But you are starving yourself, Thomas, and God would not see you starved. I would not see you starved.”
Thomas wonders what it says about him that one of those means more than the other— and what it means that this does not bother him as it should, this blasphemous thought, this sacrilegious reprioritization.
“I do not wish to argue with you, my dear Vincent,” Thomas says, voice quiet. “Your concern is kind, but— I am afraid this is only how I am.”
Vincent squeezes his hands.
“You are not your punishments,” Vincent tells him, firm, warm, insistent. “You are not your denial. You are not your sacrifice, Thomas, nor your hunger. You are not your starvation.” His hands shake Thomas’s, a rattle to keep his attention. “You are Thomas. You are human, and you are starving, and you should not be.”
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25 Mar 2026
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learned a little bit about myself here totally on accident. pope innocentius i adore you beyond measure. call that lawrenceposting