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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    With Georgie gone, Funn Funerals is in dire need of an assistant. Eric Chapman is between funeral homes at the minute and is in dire need of something to do. An exploration of the summer where Eric is the new Georgie, Antigone weathers a sentimental storm, Rudyard re-ignites a rivalry, and romance blooms in Piffling Vale.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    With Georgie gone, Funn Funerals is in dire need of an assistant. Eric Chapman is between funeral homes at the minute and is in dire need of something to do. An exploration of the summer where Eric is the new Georgie, Antigone weathers a sentimental storm, Rudyard re-ignites a rivalry, and romance blooms in Piffling Vale.

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Here is a fact: Doctor Henry Edgware hates Rudyard Funn.

    Which means he's the last person Henry wants to find breaking into his house in the middle of the night.

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    Henry comes to the conclusion that the best way to keep his free time uninterrupted by freshly injured patients is to keep Rudyard Funn out of trouble. This is much harder than it looks.

    It doesn't help that everyone thinks they're dating.

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    19 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Here is a fact: Doctor Henry Edgware hates Rudyard Funn.

    Which means he's the last person Henry wants to find breaking into his house in the middle of the night.

    ***
    Henry comes to the conclusion that the best way to keep his free time uninterrupted by freshly injured patients is to keep Rudyard Funn out of trouble. This is much harder than it looks.

    It doesn't help that everyone thinks they're dating.

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    “Oh, Lucy!” Danny says, and takes his hand back so he can point at Steve, who feels this is a little unjust, because he hasn’t even done anything. Danny’s face has cleared completely and his eyebrows are up as far as they go. “Aloha Girl Lucy. You’re the one that wanted to marry Steve when she grew up.”

    Lucy turns a little red, but she’s also laughing again.

    In which Steve and Danny go grocery shopping, run into an old acquaintance, learn something new about Grace and are disgustingly happily married, in no particular order.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “Oh, Lucy!” Danny says, and takes his hand back so he can point at Steve, who feels this is a little unjust, because he hasn’t even done anything. Danny’s face has cleared completely and his eyebrows are up as far as they go. “Aloha Girl Lucy. You’re the one that wanted to marry Steve when she grew up.”

    Lucy turns a little red, but she’s also laughing again.

    In which Steve and Danny go grocery shopping, run into an old acquaintance, learn something new about Grace and are disgustingly happily married, in no particular order.

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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    To: Lover Boy
    [10:25 PM]
    I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.

    From: Lover Boy
    [10:27 PM]
    your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.

    (or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    To: Lover Boy
    [10:25 PM]
    I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.

    From: Lover Boy
    [10:27 PM]
    your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.

    (or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)