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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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- Part 1 of Socially Awkward
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19 Jul 2026
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Fuck you, Atsumu thinks, pointing at the pixelated Sakusa in the team photo on his bedside table.
It’s easier than you’d think to ignore loving your teammate.
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16 Jul 2026
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The MSBY Black Jackals test their friendship as they probe deep into each others' personal lives.
Unfortunately for Sakusa, that means confessing to a number of accusations: who he thinks is currently the best V. League player, if he thinks he'll make the Olympic Volleyball team, and whether or not he has feelings for Miya Atsumu.
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15 Jul 2026
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"Can you crush a watermelon between your thighs?"
The entire team bursts into laughter, whereas Sakusa looks disgusted by the thought, because of course he would - Atsumu imagines that getting anywhere close to a food product with his legs would probably get him killed on sight.
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The watermelon doesn't stand a chance.
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15 Jul 2026
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Atsumu is a famous singer. Sakusa is a bodyguard. They first meet when Kita, concerned about the number of death threats Atsumu has been receiving, hires Sakusa for him.
Naturally, it's hate at first sight.
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14 Jul 2026