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Irregularly Scheduled Programming by tacozombie for Pseudonym_of_a_Ghost
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2026
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After being invited out for an evening of socializing with his favorite admirer and drinking buddy, Alastor finds himself at a loss for why he's so bothered with Vincent's passing, unimportant interest in a sinner who's taken a shine to him.
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Something is wrong with the Whittman boy; Alastor can see that the moment he sets eyes on him.
Driven by curiosity, Alastor toys with this peculiar creature, fascinated by the reactions he can draw from a boy both so like and unlike him. He doesn't yet know if he wants to teach him or ruin him, but either way, 13-year-old Vincent is a monster too intriguing to resist.
But it turns out there's more to this boy than it seems, and Alastor quickly finds himself in over his head and discovering things about himself he never expected. As the lines between mentorship and romance blur, Alastor begins to wonder if he'll regret taking on his too-eager apprentice.
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OR: A meandering relationship study with lots of porn and a problematic age gap, and a healthier relationship dynamic than you'd expect. (Don't get me wrong--they're still psychopaths and it's still unhealthy in a lot of ways, but they have genuine affection for each other and everyone's basically happy.)
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02 Jul 2026
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Alastor has an intense salt craving that has only ever been satisfied when he's with Vox. Taking care of Vox’s gills is something he’s always considered intimate, a ritual that is solely theirs. Now, with decades of bad blood and a failed attempt on Heaven between them, Vox is ready to close that door for good, and Alastor isn’t ready to let him.
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From Gill-Lovemaking To Gill-Fucking: A Radiostatic Love Story
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01 Jul 2026
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Alastor is perfectly satisfied with the arrangement he has with Vox. No demands, no emotional complications—just a clean, tactical partnership that stays comfortably labeled as a professional alliance.
It's the ideal setup: predictable, controlled, and free of anything resembling vulnerability. Everything runs smoothly under that understanding...until Husk starts saying things he absolutely should have kept to himself. One offhand comment is all it takes to start unraveling seventy years of a carefully maintained dynamic, forcing Alastor to reconsider whether his "transactional" relationship was ever that simple to begin with.
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- Part 12 of Xaelei's RadioStatic One-shots
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01 Jun 2026
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Vox is going nuts. Their baby is over a week old by now (8 days and roughly 14 hours; that’s as precise as Vox can get because Alastor fucked off and gave birth without him and never even looked at the clock) and she STILL doesn’t have a valid birth certificate because her papa keeps shooting down Vox’s name ideas while also refusing to provide any of his own.
Don’t get him wrong, Vox is happy to let Alastor pick out their daughter’s name… but he didn’t think it would lead to such decision paralysis! How is he supposed to shove baby photos down everyone’s throat when he can’t answer the obvious and inevitable follow-up question of “Aw! What’s her name?” (Not that this has stopped him, but it’s been awkward.)
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15 Apr 2026
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How to Deal with Your Boyfriend's Radio Demon by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), InkPhoenix
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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It'd been a long fucking day. Valentino expecting to come home for a good fuck. He was not expecting to find the Radio Demon in his bed, overcome with a heat that for once he can't ignore, and with no Vox to deal with him (not that he blames him; Vox is an idiot around a good pussy), but here he is. Alastor in his lap, comforting him.
So much for a relaxing night.Series
- Part 1 of Bangs/Reverse Bangs
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06 Jan 2026