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Kakashi snorts. “You might want to watch your language, kid. You’re about to be an uncle.”
Sasuke stares at Kakashi like he grew a second head. “Just because you got yourself pregnant doesn’t mean I’m obligated to play family with you.”
Kakashi hums. “Not ‘play’, Sasuke. Literally. You’re an uncle. Congratulations, you’re not the last Uchiha anymore.”
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10 Jul 2026
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When your daughter tries to force you to accept a job you don't want just so she can live her dream of being a spoiled little sis.
And she gets exactly what she wants.or
Kakashi have no idea why his daughter is so obsessed with having an older sibling, and thanks to the Sandaime now she wants THREE.
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- Part 2 of Horin Hatake takes the world
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10 Jul 2026
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Sakura was lonely.
Sakura was lonely after Naruto and Sasuke left.
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Sakura struggles with her loneliness in the time-skip between Naruto and Shippuden. Kakashi helps.
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14 Jun 2026
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"Maa, did I do you some kind of favor without noticing, kunoichi-san?" He finally asked, intrigued despite himself.
She took a pen out of her forearm bracer and twirled it between her fingers with a predatory smile. "Oh, no. I just thought I'd prepare it in advance so you only have to sign it."
"Oh, and why-ever for?"
She flipped the pen over so that he could easily take it from her hand, 'coincidentally' pointing it straight at his nose in the process. She shot a quick sideways glance at Sakura before her eyes came back to his and smiled in a way that scrunched her nose cutely. "You sign it, and I take care of your... problem for you." She answered him with a tasteful eyebrow waggle. Kakashi had no idea how she managed to make eyebrow waggle tasteful, seduction specialist sure were something else.
Or: Kakashi is despairing about Sakura's habit to wear civilian perfume, and well on his way to becoming canon Kakashi. Except a chunin kunoichi sees it and decides it's an excellent Opportunity to get Kakashi to owe her one
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13 Jun 2026
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Kaoru Sakurayashiki had never imagined himself with a family. His own parents had been stuffy, with high expectations and strict punishments whenever he didn't meet them. While he was sure he'd make an effort not to turn out like them, one could never be too sure.
There was also the issue of there being nobody worth having a family with. Kaoru entertained the occasional relationship, but most never even reached the point of him calling them his "partner", let alone broaching talks of marriage or family.
The thought of having kids of his own never even really crossed his mind.
That is, until a flock of them made themselves known at S, and suddenly he was offering sage, adult advice, chaperoning trips, and had even earned himself the nickname 'mama', much to his chagrin. And of course, when Kaoru became 'mama', so in turn did Kojiro become 'papa'.
Honorary mama and papa of S become actual parents when Kaoru gets pregnant. The ticking time bomb of a baby on the way forces them to figure their shit out in a timely manner, even if they've done everything out of order.
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- Part 1 of Baby Fever
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31 May 2026
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Sakura’s hands travel out over his legs, nudging him to his feet, and then they stop on his thighs.
“Sit on it.”
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- Part 6 of variation on a theme
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31 May 2026
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it started with one night to humor her, and now he finds himself revelling in being ruined by his wife without fail
Day 15: Pegging
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- Part 15 of Kinktober/Goretober 2024
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31 May 2026
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Miya being a pup and not understanding why he is feeling so lonely and vulnerable but at the same time irritable and withdrawn.
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29 May 2026
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Kaoru gets called Mom and accepts it way faster than he thought he would.
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29 May 2026
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Positive Affirmations by GojoStoleMyMan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Sep 2025
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“Enough, Toru.” The tone was soft but edged, like a blade resting against the skin.
Satoru blinked, feigning dumb. “What’s enough?”
“You. Talking about yourself like you’re trash.” Suguru dragged him in front of a floor length mirror, hands pressing heavy on his shoulders. “Sit. Look.”
“Suguru, I don’t really feel like—”
“Not a request, Toru.” Suguru leaned over his shoulder, eyes meeting his in the glass as his hand travelled south. “You’re going to sit here and tell me what’s good about you. What’s beautiful. Out loud.”OR; Suguru is tired of Satoru shaming his body, and figures some 'self-love' is in order.
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26 May 2026
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The Woes of a Bed by Chockyyyy
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)
21 May 2026
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On a good day, Olruggio makes it to bed before sunrise. On a great day, Qifrey shoos him into their bed at what may even be a healthy time.
Olruggio had just finished his latest commission early, had a delicious dinner, and been smacked on the head for even joking about going back to work.
“You're terrible and a nuisance,” Olruggio grouses as he slips into his soft silk pajamas to cuddle with his wonderful husband in their new bed.
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24 May 2026
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A Family Reunion Gone Wrong by GojosLeftPocket for louandhaz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
01 Dec 2025
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His eyes widen as he takes it all in, immediately ripping off his blindfold to get a better view
The apartment's trashed. Almost all the furniture's broken in some way, and everything he and his family own has ended up somewhere it shouldn't be. There are dents in the walls and broken chairs on the floor, the bookcase has been toppled over and the wood of the shelves is chipped. The light that's normally hanging from the ceiling has fallen and shattered
and, worst of all, he can't sense his husband or children here
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The Gojo clan finds out about how Satoru is married with four kids and isn't happy about it. To get him to give them up and rejoin the clan's ranks, they devise a plan to make his family disappear, taking them away while Satoru is not home. Satoru loses his shit.
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16 May 2026
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How to Apologize for Calling Your Father a Coward (A Step-by-Step Guide) by Its_Not_Shi_Mei
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Jan 2026
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Suguru flinched as if he’d been physically slapped. The air leaving his lungs in a sharp, pained hiss, but Megumi was far from finished. He stepped forward, his chest heaving, his face contorted into something unrecognizable.
"YOU’RE A COWARD WHO HIDES BEHIND HIS FAME BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO AFRAID TO BE A REAL FATHER—"
He never finished that sentence.
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The dining table groaned under the force. Satoru, who had been sitting in silence peeling a pear, had his palm flat against the wood. The small paring knife skidded across the grain and clattered onto the marble floor, the ringing metal the only sound in the sudden vacuum of the room.
"You do not talk to my husband like that."
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Megumi says exactly what it takes to make Suguru flinch, and now he has to figure out how to bridge the gap before the silence becomes permanent
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16 May 2026
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I started screaming when that dream happened😭😭😭
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The flower that blooms last may catch the wildest wind of them all.
Alternatively: Sakura graduates from the academy, buys herself some anmitsu to celebrate, and arrives home to find her mother being beaten bloody by a thief. Things are different after that.
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A heuristic method (/hjᵿˈrɪstᵻk/; Ancient Greek: εὑρίσκω, "find" or "discover"), often called simply a heuristic, is any approach to problem solving, learning, or discovery that employs a practical method not guaranteed to be optimal or perfect, but sufficient for the immediate goals.
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15 May 2026
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Sakumo wakes up in a hospital room confused and lost. He had a miniature nurse caring for him and oh look! His ex lover is there too!
Was originally drafted as ‘Dead Love’
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14 May 2026
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Wednesday and Enid have been out hunting and return to Nevermore to eat with the other werewolves and their visiting parents.
But Enid is transformed, in broad daylight, and she is absolutely massive.
Not that Wednesday is even bothered.
One shot, I thought of this and thought it would be fun to write! Short and sweet, just like me....
Final chapter inspired by Fake It Til You Make It by CelticWolf55 https://archiveofourown.org/works/45746332?view_full_work=trueSeries
- Part 1 of Blood Moon Alpha Enid
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13 May 2026
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After returning from his mission to heart-wrenching news, Sakumo chases his traitorous mate down only to find they have a new hunt to embark on together, one that sends them running straight back to Konoha - with their son's life in the balance.
Brought back from the Pure Lands via an emergency pre-prepared Edo Tensei he left to safeguard his village, Tobirama is Very Displeased when the supposed threat is made clear to him.
Despite his newly-increased distaste and distrust of Konoha, Orochimaru accepts some new responsibilities to his village - secondary to reaffirming his devotion to his family.
(A very large, moody snake . . . meets Danzo. It may or may not upset his digestion.)
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11 May 2026
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Worthless, meaningless, a waste of space. That is what he is and always will be. Until the day he dies.
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- Part 1 of 6 weeks to grace
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02 May 2026
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Human interactions were not Orochimaru’s strength. Fortunately, Tsunade was always willing to answer questions. The jōnin standby station probably wasn’t the best place to ask, but options were limited. He’d just have to deal with the lack of privacy, and Jiraiya being a nuisance, and Tsunade mooning over Katō, and…
And the very distracting presence of the subject of his question – and object of his affections – Sakumo Hatake, just across the room.
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02 May 2026
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Sakura has an epiphany in Wave. She cannot continue as she is. Not if she wants to continue being a ninja. Not if she wants to survive.
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- Part 1 of Blazing a new trail
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01 May 2026