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Eric Cartman isn't going to let an opportunity to humble his biggest trash-talker pass him by. With the help of kylieb_90's unwitting little brother, finicky state laws and his chaotic neutral moderator Kenny McCormic its time for the internet (and Eric Cartman) to see what Conman's infamous hater looks like in real life.
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who's gonna rescue you (when you're lost at sea?) by stat_us
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Feb 2026
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Lilith isn't exactly thrilled to witness Overlord Angel Dust's closeness to Alastor. As punishment, she sends him to steal an artifact from the heart of the Vees tower.
Unfortunately, the Overlord activates a portal in Velvette's room and gets stuck in the Hazbin Hotel canon with seemingly no way out.
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Angel Dust meets Angel Dust in a fedora. He has way more feelings about this than he cares to have. -
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A freshly fallen Vaggie has a one night stand with Angel Dust at a nightclub- and four months later she learns what happens when an angel and a sinner do the devil's tango.
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Bounty hunter named Kyle Broflovski stumbles upon a jackpot. Sheriff Cartman, wanted alive for an obscene amount of money. It's just his luck that he runs into said man at a poker table.
It's his luck also to get caught in a blizzard high up in the Colorado mountain range with his bounty.
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04 Jun 2026
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For seven years, Eric has dreamed of getting out of the hotdog house and finding a better home for him and his mom, so when he discovers that a Battle Of The Bands competition is going to be held in town with a $50,000 cash prize he can't believe his luck. He decides to reform Moop, but there's just one problem - Stan and Kenny have already entered the competition with Crimson Dawn. This leaves him with just Kyle and his mediocre bass playing. But working together, they're going to restore Moop to its former glory and win the Battle of the Bands... if they don't kill each other first, that is.
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30 May 2026
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Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.
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27 May 2026
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An innocent evening of breaking and entering ends in disaster for Eric Cartman.
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26 May 2026
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The final chapter to Looking Through You
Eight years after Kyle and Cartman stopped speaking to each other, a class trip goes awry, and Kyle wakes up in Heidi Turner's body.
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23 May 2026