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You Will Take the Long Way Down by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Clark and Bruce get hit with a spell that lets them read each other’s thoughts and emotions. The problem is that any time Clark so much smiles at Bruce, Bruce starts thinking about Kryptonite and being dangled over a pit of acid.
Title taken from "Foolish One" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 21 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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Leaving Love's Watermark by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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During a game of Never Have I Ever, the League finds out Superman gave Bruce Wayne a hickey once, and Batman finds out that Clark doesn’t know his secret identity.
AKA, probably the unsexiest fic about hickeys that exists on ao3...Title taken from "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
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- Part 18 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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Jason Todd wakes up six stories under with dust in his mouth.
... It's a good thing he's not alone this time.
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It Wasn't Personal by Lulu_Rhythm for nineths
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2024
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The other Robins keep getting their asses beat, and for some reason, Red Hood keeps making this HIS problem.
OR: A tireless prevention of tragedy. It can't happen to anyone else. He won't let it.
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- Part 5 of The Supporters' Specials
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Bruce Wayne has a Kryptonian name. Lex Luthor doesn't. Clark panics on live TV.
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- Part 23 of DC outsider POV
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the small gnats mourn by BoneRot19
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics)
03 Dec 2023
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Jason yelped, slamming shoulder first into the wall. Something popped. His head reeled.
"Bruce," the attacker — no it was Dick — screamed down the hallway. "BRUCE! Jason's here, he's attacking Tim!"
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Or: The Batfamily cannot communicate to save their lives. Jason experiences the consequences of this.
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Jason doesn't move from Bruce's side until the man opens his eyes seven hours later. He did it once before, but was fast asleep before anyone could say anything. This time, Jason watches his fingers twitch, then as a grimace stretches across his face.
Finally, dazed and scared, Bruce blinks up at him, “Jay?”
Jason holds onto his hand, and squeezes, “Yeah. I'm here.”
(Bruce returns from the kind-of dead and Jason takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces.)
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“Does it matter which eye?” Brian asked, anxious.
“I mean.” Robin directed him around the corner, then through another door. “Do you remember which eye you used?”
“No.”
“Then we’ll try both.” Robin seemed to think about it for a moment. “I’m glad you mentioned that. We wouldn’t have taken both eyes in Plan A, and then we would’ve had to backtrack. Would’ve fucked the plan.”
“I feel like Batman probably doesn’t want you saying that word,” Brian said.
“Fuck Batman,” Robin said. Brian winced.
“Oh, yikes. Okay.”
or, a Gotham jailbird goes on a ride-along with Batman and Robin to save the day, and everyone has a better time than expected.
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- Part 18 of DC outsider POV
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Shadows and Reflections by Imbecamiel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 Jun 2026
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The Bats were not actually invulnerable, no matter how hard they worked to give that impression.
Jim Gordon learned that early, back when Batman was a new phenomenon in Gotham. When he was very much alone, short on allies, hated and feared by most of the police force with nearly as much intensity as the criminals on the streets.
Years later, it seems Red Hood is determined to prove that whatever his dad can do, he can do better. Or worse, where injuries are concerned.
(Part one: Gordon helps an injured first-year Batman. Part two: Gordon intervenes when an injured Red Hood is caught in a bad situation. Part of that intervention involves calling his dad.)
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Bruce and Dick actually get up to 30 on their "Days Since Last Patrol Mishap" counter. Perhaps it's inevitable that luck would right itself, tonight.
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- Part 6 of bat things happen bingo
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no one seems to go by haljordont, OkayAristotle
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Aug 2018
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“Father,” Bruce mumbles, “I am something of an outlaw.”
“Were you always this dramatic, son?” Thomas asks, the bed beneath them shaking as he shifts.
“Alfred.” Bruce snorts, shaking his head. “Theatrics are his speciality, remember?”
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“Sometimes in war, it's hard to be the one that survives.”
Gotham isn’t a war. Jason isn’t a soldier. But the streets are still a battlefield, and a return doesn’t feel like much of a return at all.
(or, Jason experiences a traumatic event, cries in his shitty shower, finds his way to Wayne Manor, and finds Bruce. maybe, if he's lucky, in that order)
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gone now are the old times by BoneRot19
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Jason found himself drawn to the Diamond District and the roof of a small brick building because, for the first time in a decade, the Gotham Blades had made the playoffs.
Jason found himself on the roof of a small brick building because, ten years ago, that’s where they’d watched. Thirteen years old, dressed like a traffic light, Jason had bounced around the roof while Bruce pretended not to smile.
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Double, Double, Toil and Trouble by HummusandPeeta for Mawiiish
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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Bruce knows that nothing good will come from helping Constantine; and sure enough, now he's stuck trying to decipher a curse cast on him by an undead witch. But as long as he figures it out in time, he'll be okay...
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Bring Me Your Desire by Holdt
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Man of Steel (2013), DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Extended Universe
01 Jan 2026
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Bruce walks into a trap baited specifically for Batman: weaponized sex pollen that triggers a fatal positive feedback loop. Every incomplete orgasm makes it worse. Every attempt at relief brings him closer to cardiac arrest. The only treatment is another person's touch, and the only person Bruce trusts enough to call is the last person he should ask.
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Expiration by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
12 May 2026
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He forgets sometimes, how fragile and mortal humans can be. It's not always easy for Clark to think of Bruce as one of them. Except when Bruce's life is in his hands.
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Clark watched him fall from the sky like a raindrop hitting the ocean.
He could do nothing but watch, hands strong enough to move mountains forced to be held still as he supported the building above him from collapse.
The explosion had rendered Bruce unconscious; Clark had seen the way his body had gone slack, the force of it launching him clear across the dock. Unable to reach for his grapnel, there was nothing to prevent him from tumbling into the cold, unforgiving depths of the bay.
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5:00
It all started with a Black Mask drug bust gone wrong. Red Hood and Red Robin burst into a warehouse that was supposed to be full of drugs and grunts, only to find it mostly empty.Mostly, besides the giant stack of very illegal explosives in almost the center of the room. By the time they realized they were set up, the large iron door to the warehouse was closed behind them, locking them in.
or, Tim and Jason get trapped in a warehouse with explosives set to a five minute timer. Jason knows how this goes
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we've got to stop meeting like this by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
24 Jan 2023
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“Not you again,” Anton says, exasperated.
Viago huffs and pouts and generally puts on a pretty endearing performance about being offended. “It’s not like I do it on purpose!”
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Westley teaches Buttercup about edible flowers, lovingly feeding each other.
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25 May 2026
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Swing Low by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Nov 2016
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“Did you just….bribe a school so you could get a blow job?”
Bruce looks at him, frowning. “No. Why would I do that?”
“That’s--that’s kind of what it sounded like.” Clark says, sitting up. “In fact, that was exactly what it sounded like.”
“It was just a library,” Bruce says, shrugging it off. He directs Clark’s attention across the room. “Wow, look at that! I ripped the Rembrandt!”AKA, "How Clark Kent Realized He Was Dating the Pettiest Man in Gotham"
