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“I—” Jimnez starts, then tries, “It—it’s just a story.”
“Stories are never just stories on the Grand Line,” Haruta says, and takes a step back to stop scaring the poor man silly.
“Especially stories about magic gems,” Ace agrees, and settles himself onto the deck in a tailor seat with the other crewmen who’d been listening to scary stories. “Magic gems are everywhere. You wouldn’t believe how many there are, ugh.”
“Know a lot about magic gems?” Haruta asks, slithering out of the shadows next to Ace and flopping sideways across his lap.
“You’d be surprised,” Ace says, and they both turn intent eyes back to Crewman Jimnez, who clearly cannot handle two Commanders casually joining story time.
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- Part 1 of he's a magic man
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The DCMK fusion no one asked for, with Kaitou Ace, shrunk detective Sabo, and rather too much focus on stage magic
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The one in which Whitebeard Pirates meet Ace's big brother, and it goes... not as expected. To be fair, though, very few things involving Luffy ever do.
(Or, Role Reversal AU, where Luffy is the elder brother.)
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27 Jun 2026
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It does not even cross his mind until he is two margaritas deep and Thatch is glancing at the Red Force moored next to them. “Hey, since we just got Ace to stop trying to kill Pops - do you think he’ll try to take Red Haired Shank’s head instead?”
Marco promptly spills his drink all over himself. “Fuck.” Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why did he not think of that? Holy–
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27 Jun 2026
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“How did Luffy get someone like you to join the crew?”
“He blackmailed me.”
Nami’s expression morphs into something that Zoro can’t quite describe and it takes all of his willpower not to laugh and how perplexed she seems. “Luffy blackmailed……you.”
“With my swords at a marine base."
"There are so many things wrong with that sentence."
also known as: the strawhats exchange stories of their wild captain and their wild adventures
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26 Jun 2026
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"You're not real," their baby brother insists adamantly for the fifth time, and Ace and Sabo share a look of actual distress; because Luffy is staring at them blankly, as if they should know very well they don't exist.
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26 Jun 2026
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“If you’re looking for Arlong, he’s inside,” she says, pointing at the monstrous building. Jinbe doesn’t look away from her, from the bruise over her eye. She can’t be older than thirteen or fourteen. Her fingers are worn red and raw. As he watches, a drop of blood drips to the ground.
A girl, with reddish hair and exhausted eyes and a ragged, forced smile, and it’s Koala but it’s not.
(Jinbe goes to check in on his brother, and finds some things that need to be set right.)
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26 Jun 2026