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provoke /prə-vōk′/
1. To incite to anger or resentment.
"taunts that provoked their rivals."2. To bring about deliberately; induce.
"provoke a fight."───
Near keeps picking petty fights with Mello, but why? Mello gets to the bottom of the issue.
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Mello and Near live a life of peace, now.
Kira is nothing more than a long-gone memory.
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When Mello suggests that they start swimming together for exercise, Near agrees. But he's anxious about it, to say the least.
Luckily, Mello knows him well, and thinks of a solution that helps Near feel much better about the idea.
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Sweet Dee and The Waitress Join the Mile High Club by squidish
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jan 2025
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In hindsight, following the Waitress to the bathroom was a stupid idea.
Dee knew that the Waitress was horny- she had literally said it out loud. Multiple times. But Dee had thought she was over it and wanted to do the Boggs thing instead. She thought the whole "come with me to the bathroom" routine was just one of those weird things women did. That’s a thing, right?
Most women probably don’t invite each other to the bathroom in order to hump, though.
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Mello and Near play a totally normal game of Scrabble.
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Rick is haggling with himself over the perfect moment to mind-blow his memories of Birdperson and their situationship.
A story told backwards, one memory at a time.
[Changing the rating from M to E, because of Chapter 4. Which contains sex. Obviously.]
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13 Jul 2026
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Near wants to understand the Universe.
The universe in every sense.
The universe as in, the totality of all space, time, matter, and energy.
And the universe as in the omnipotent, conscious entity that orchestrates all of existence.
None of it is helpful though. None of it explains why this great, omnipotent force they dub The Universe has done what it has done to him.
Why, in a macrocosm of people and possibilities, is it Mello that he feels these feelings for? What evolutionary or cosmic or psychic justification is there behind that?
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- Part 2 of Wammy's House
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19 Jun 2026
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This work is a rewrite to the ending of Episode 29: Father. Most specifically, after the 14:34 part of the episode.
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06 Jun 2026
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“Do you want to feel it?”
The words broke through the haze in Matt’s mind. “Huh?”
“Do you want to feel it?” Mello repeated.
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Matt doesn't think erotic hypnosis is possible, Mello proves otherwise.
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- Part 1 of Float
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26 Apr 2026
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"Tell me something."
"Anything?"
"No. Not anything."
"Then what?"
"Something you've never told anyone. Something you told yourself you'd take to your grave."It's their last night. They both know it. There's no other way this could end.
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23 Mar 2026