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    He spots the robin on a tree branch maybe thirty feet away, and Tim, grinning, goes to adjust the settings on the binoculars.

    It's exactly then that he realizes what's behind the bird.

    Because from here, on the third story and at just this angle, there's no treeline to block his view. Behind the little robin singing on its branch, he can see the Wayne family manor, clear as anything, close enough that it almost feels like he could reach out and touch it. One of the windows on the downstairs floor is open, and it's draped with light curtains that float softly in the breeze. A moment later, a different sort of Robin bounds into view, sans mask, grin wide and bright.

    Tim flinches back as though burned.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Superman whipped the condensation on the healing-vessel window with a shaky hand, the oppression on his chest only growing more overwhelming the more he cleared the view.

    Then he saw it.

    There, floating in the fluid, was a foetus.

    “Kelex.” Kal’s voice came broken and strangled, and a little hysterical, “Kelex, what is inside?”

    “A Kryptonian-human, Kal-El.” Replied the AI, “A descendant designed to better adapt to the planet chosen to board the House of El. A new type of Kryptonian for a new planet.”

    “A hybrid for…” Started Kal, only to stop mid-sentence, suddenly assaulted by a dreadful realisation. “Which human? Whose DNA did you take for this? From whom did you take the human sample?”

    “Your chosen mate, Kal-El. Batman.” Kelex answered without pause, as if the answer was obvious.

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    Superman, who has been secretly in love with his best friend for over a decade, accidentally baby traps Batman with a human-kryptonian child.

    Or Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are Conner Wayne's biological parents, and they may or may not fall in love while raising their child together.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Bruce and Clark are dormmates in MetU, but of course Clark is unaware of that. Clark's mysterious roommate has his name redacted in the lease papers and they've never ran into each other in their dormitory where they are both awake. Could their resolve go past a series of sticky notes exchange?

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    04 May 2026

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    Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.

    Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.

    Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.

    You know what they say: take me home, country roads.

    Or,

    Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here.

    OR OR,

    Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    How do you thank an undead bird assassin for saving your life?

    You give him an Oreo, of course!

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    BabyStalker!Tim Drake gives Talon!Dick a cookie. The Talon follows him home. Then Timmy's adopted. Then he’s adopted again. And again.

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    12 Apr 2026