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    For a moment, nothing happens. Then, about thirty seconds later, Ilya blinks once, then again, his expression tightening as confusion slowly takes over, trying to make sense of something that’s supposed to be impossible. Shane immediately knows that he’s freaking out.

    You’re freaking out right now, aren’t you? Please don’t freak out. Because if you freak out, then I’m going to freak out.

    “What the fuck?” Ilya yells, as he jerks back like he’s been burned, his hand ripping away from Shane’s ankle. His irises dart left to right crazily, locked in on Shane’s face as he searches for something. Shane stays silent. “What the fuck was that?”

    OR: Shane and Ilya develop telepathy while being in a situationship. It goes as well as you’d expect.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    it's too loud in here by hnjsngs

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Friends with Benefits, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Telepathy, Telepathic Bond, Telepathic Sex, Miscommunication, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Frottage, Spit Kink, Sub Shane Hollander, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, Blow Jobs, Coming Untouched, Dirty Talk, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, References to Depression, Hurt/Comfort, Soulmates

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    For a moment, nothing happens. Then, about thirty seconds later, Ilya blinks once, then again, his expression tightening as confusion slowly takes over, trying to make sense of something that’s supposed to be impossible. Shane immediately knows that he’s freaking out.

    You’re freaking out right now, aren’t you? Please don’t freak out. Because if you freak out, then I’m going to freak out.

    “What the fuck?” Ilya yells, as he jerks back like he’s been burned, his hand ripping away from Shane’s ankle. His irises dart left to right crazily, locked in on Shane’s face as he searches for something. Shane stays silent. “What the fuck was that?”

    OR: Shane and Ilya develop telepathy while being in a situationship. It goes as well as you’d expect.

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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    ghosts we've always known by impetuous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Career Ending Injuries, Event Planner Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov, Rivals to Friends to Lovers, Light Dom/sub, Slow Burn, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Protective Yuna Hollander, Good Friend Scott Hunter (Game Changers)

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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    No Friction, Just Chemistry by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova, Luca Haas/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau

    Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, farmers market, abuse of the word artisnal, no beta we die for the pickling

    Summary: After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolves around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    white collar crimes by Anonymous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Sharing Clothes, Masturbation, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's Complicated Ten Year Situationship, Ilya Rozanov's POV, Possessive Behavior, Light Dialogue, Explicit Sexual Content, Implied Dom/Sub Contexts, Shane Hollander's POV, Ilya Down Horrendous Rozanov, Jealousy, Birthday Sex

    Summary: So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    Post-S1. Shane and Ilya have to spend a month apart early in their relationship.

    Ilya spends that time bulking up. For hockey purposes. And for Shane purposes.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Stiff Arm by mcshrug

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Angst, Bicep Kink, Fluff, Armpit Kink, Choking

    Summary: Post-S1. Shane and Ilya have to spend a month apart early in their relationship.

    Ilya spends that time bulking up. For hockey purposes. And for Shane purposes.