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Robby finds out all the residents think Dr. Abbot is hot. Turns out he's not immune to the swagger either.
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She's listening through the air shaft, to see how long our swan song can last by soberqueerinthewild
Fandoms: Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019)
22 Jun 2020
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Three Times Forrest Ignores Isobel When She Tries to Meddle, and Two Times He Doesn’t
Forrest knows he and Alex could be so good together, if only Isobel would stop crashing their dates and bringing up Alex's ex.
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I've got more than one membership to more than one club by soberqueerinthewild
Fandoms: Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019)
10 Feb 2020
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Michael contemplates his bisexuality
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You square all the corners, I straighten the curves by soberqueerinthewild
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
17 Nov 2019
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Five times Buck and Eddie pretend they're dating (and one time they don't)
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Eddie sees Buck kissing another guy and really doesn't like it.
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03 Jun 2026
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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
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17 May 2026
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"You're an awesome player to watch."
"I watch you too…I like watching you."
One line changes everything.
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OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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16 May 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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12 May 2026
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
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So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
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Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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11 May 2026

