17 Works by snuffophile

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    For a moment he doesn't know what to say. He shudders again, strangely cold, and wonders if he should just give up now and save his dignity. But then something in Bojack's face softens and all the words come pouring out before he has a chance to second guess himself.

    "I'm Drake, I'm- I'm from England, I was at a... a children's home. And it wasn't... good or nice or okay and so I left! I left and I went through this big forest and I ate berries that I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have and then I got to the coast and I snuck on a boat and they only found me when we were almost there so they let me go, kind of. I think they felt bad? And now I'm here. And I- I hadn't eaten anything in ages, not since the boat, so when I smelled food here I couldn't... stop myself from trying. I thought maybe I could just steal some cheese and maybe a burger and something to drink and then leave but... but I don't want to leave. I have nothing. The streets are awful, Mister Bojack, they're really-"

    "Horseman."

    "...What?"

    "It's not Mister Bojack, that's my first name. It's Mister Horseman. Bojack Horseman."

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    810
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    Tears fill her eyes and then she goes rigid for a moment, like a runner right before the gunshot. He lets her be, again, because he knows there is no backdoor. He enjoys the way her legs flex and then she gives chase, straight through the kitchen.

    Annika is good at gymnastics and a mean runner. Her toned body is like a lightning bolt, through the living room into the kitchen and down the thin snaking hallway. Unfortunately her panic makes her careless, and he hears a thump seconds before he enters the hallway himself and sees her on the floor just outside of her room. She'd slipped on the shiny hardwood.

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    A collection of short stories centred around pretty little girls getting molested, raped, abused and in some cases tortured and killed. Taking requests as well, just leave them in the comments.

    Focused on females ages 4 and up, for younger kids see my anthology "Baby Hole".

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
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    Dan and Chris have sex in a car.

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    Dan has been kissed several times. In school a few, then a few more as an adult. He rarely reciprocated and if he did, did not do so for very long. Unpleasant and robotic and pointless. He has never kissed, has never leaned into anyone before. Until now. Chris is just as soft as that tiny bit of his belly Dan sometimes gets the chance to brush against, the tiniest sliver between his straining shirt and his lowcut pants. As soft as the rest of his face. As soft as his voice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    347
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    Chris gets kidnapped. Dan and Elise cope, badly.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    After a nasty fight with Chris, Dan is kidnapped. Everything gets much worse from there.

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    "This is that, then. You're my Chris if you will. And I want to hurt you." Something glints in the corner of Dan's eye and he turns his head, straining to see. He's pretty sure it's a knife. His instincts are screaming at him to get up and run but he knows there isn't anywhere to go and if he moves it's just gonna hurt way, way more. So he forces his entire body to go ramrod straight, small tremors running through him from the sheer amount of panicked energy being contained. "Do you want to hurt me?"

    "Yes," Dan chokes out like a love confession. "Yes."

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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    The lollipop cracks between Jamie's sharp teeth. "Boys' toilets in five minutes. Be there or be square."

    The man pulls away, looks around, looks back down at him. A fish intimately aware of the hook buried deep beneath fleshy hope. "I'm not a pedophile..."

    "Kay. Your loss." Jamie shrugs, grins, and turns to leave. He makes sure the man sees him enter the hallway to the boys' toilets.

    Footsteps approach only a few minutes later.
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    Shapeshifter Ivan's life, from prey to predator and back to prey. You can't run forever!

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    English
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    7,909
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    1,932
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    Her eyes do not say: "Thank you for saving me." Her eyes state confusion plainly the way only child eyes can. She doesn't know why she's still being posed, still abused. Her world is black and white. Or used to be. Or never was.

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    2,518
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3,536
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    Dan wants to try something new. Chris frets.

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    Chris watches him for a long moment. How can one adult man make such a heart-wrenching sight? Sometimes he feels like he owns a beaten and bruised dog, one that should be at the vet and not in his home. He can't help Dan, not really, not in the ways that matter. His other hand gently tugs Dan's boxers down. He's half hard even in sleep, seeping precum against Chris' open palm. He must've been so desperate for this all day and Chris went to work anyway. A terrible dog owner.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    While Chris and Elise celebrate five years of marriage, Dan loses his apartment.

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    Not once does she think about Dan now, here. It doesn't occur to her that Chris might. Not here, not now, not like this with her red bottom lip jutting out as she runs him up and down with her soft hands - Sex is safety from Dan and his world, the one truly private act they've still got left even after all these years. He's never once walked in on them, it's like he has a sixth sense for when to announce himself via a knock and when to just barge in like he owns the place. The one thing she has and Dan does not is romance, intimacy, sex. Kissing and touching and fucking.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    154
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    Dan musters up the courage to confess to Chris, who fumbles the bag so hard his wife has to set him straight.

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    "Dan, you want lots of things. You want mandatory sharks at pools to teach children how to swim faster. You want broccoli to be outlawed. You want the mayor to die. This is just one more bullet point on a list - How am I meant to know otherwise? That this is real? You have these phases or moods or whatever and it consumes everything and everyone around you and then BOOM. It's like nothing ever even happened and you forget all about it." He pauses. "You'll forget all about this, too." There's an exhaustion in the angry lines on his face.

    "You're not a- a mood," Dan defends, stammering with anger, "this is incredibly hard for me."

    "Yeah, well, it's hard for me too."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    244
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    Not all dragon emperor's vessels are fully formed. This one comes in the shape of a barely one year old infant but his pheromones make size little issue for his two new mates...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    "I'm going to numb you now. If- If you feel like you need it, I got something you can bite down on, yeah? Not for the pain, obviously, but the stress. And stuff." For just a moment Jace looks like a hesitant little child, big-eyed and pale. Like they aren't entirely sure if this is truly a good idea- whatever this is. The moment passes and when Aubrey nods she sees Jace's flustered expression smooth out into calm confidence.

    "Whatever you're doing- I trust you."

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    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    288
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    "Carl didn't show up," Charlene tells him at four pm. "Again. Want me to have a talk arranged?"

    A month ago, Richard would have been furious and immediately called the lazy bastard wasting his precious time and money.

    A month ago, Richard wasn't sleep deprived and barely conscious.

    A month ago, Dee didn't exist.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    a series of memories

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,425
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    537
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    a series of memories

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    English
    Words:
    4,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2,841
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    he reaches out and uses a tissue to clean her face. she squirms away and pouts up at him, complaining about being too old for this.

    four. not a baby anymore. he knows, he says, placates her. he knows.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    3,815
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    wilbur comes back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    72

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