7 Works by small_planet
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Decaying Organic Matter by neilistic, small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2026
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Meet Draco at a very strange time in his life.
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“Stop staring at my tits,” she says, finally breaking their quiet.
Her voice is raspy after the hours of disuse. It tickles something inside Ron, but he isn’t sure if that tickle finds its way to his cock or his brain.
“I wasn’t staring—” he splutters.
“And why not?” she interrupts, “I’ve got great tits.”
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or: For some godforsaken reason, Ron has to go on the run with Pansy-fucking-Parkinson.
He is greatly displeased because Pansy-fucking-Parkinson is a giant cunt.
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PANDAMONIUM by neilistic, orolin, riafloss, small_planet, The_Taco_Writes, thistlethread, yeuxverts for PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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A sighting of a strange monochromatic creature has piqued Theo’s attention (this week) much to the dismay of his lovers, Hermione and Draco.
Or; Theo's obsessed with pandas, Draco's a hater, and Hermione just wants an orgasm.
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A spy meets his contact for the final time.
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Ron Weasley has always been a team player. In the Golden Trio, on the Chudley Cannons, at the Ministry - and he's tired. He's 27, single, and wants to write his own story for a change.
And he wants to write it about chicken... and women.
or: an epistolary fic of Ron Weasley wooing Pansy Parkinson, maybe unsuccessfully.
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What's the best way to make a Quidditch rivalry tolerable?
Sex.
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“So,” he repeats. “Do you know what you like, Hermione?”
“Um.” She’s unsure of how to answer the question. If she knew what she liked, none of this would be happening.
“What. Do. You. Like.” He stresses each word as he drops down to his knees and meets her gaze.
“What do you mean? I like— I like Molly’s treacle tart? I’m a fair pianist, I suppose. I have a first edition of Hogwarts, A Hist—” She rambles nervously.
Charlie interrupts her. “Do you get off to Bathilda Bagshot, Hermione?”