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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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17 Jun 2026
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back 2 back 2 back by Crazy_Comet_97
Fandoms: Music RPF, Hip Hop RPF, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
25 Apr 2025
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Alex knew it was a great idea to bring Matt to Austin.
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- Part 29 of 🎧 Stop, Collaborate and Listen 🎧
- Part 26 of ▶️ Surfin' The Tube ▶️
- Part 301 of ✔️ The Mystical Green Tick of Doneness ✔️
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26 Apr 2026
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like the bodies of saints by yourinsomnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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An open door was hardly an invitation for a man like Shane—someone who navigated life by second-guessing, who agonized over every choice laid in front of him.
But maybe that was the point
Maybe that was Ilya’s part in his life—Shane’s reckoning with letting go.
Or an AU in which Shane and Ilya are roommates, Ilya has an OnlyFans, Shane works at the boxing gym, and everyone around them thinks they’re already married.
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26 Apr 2026
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.
But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.
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or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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26 Apr 2026
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“Yeah, well, they’re not even such great tits, as far as I can see.” Hollander laughs, only small but Ilya thinks maybe genuine. “I can’t believe I was going to offer to—”
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26 Apr 2026