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My friend needs a girlfriend, PLS!!
The writing says, and Lando can't decide which part he hates the most. If it's the uppercase 'please' or the two exclamation points that follow, like Oscar's begging the world to get him a girl to settle down already. Or if it's the fact that Oscar's referring to him as his friend, when they are long past the point of being able to call each other that.
or: inspired by Lando's absolute menace behaviour during the 2026 Monaco GP
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15 Jul 2026
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Lando wakes up in a morgue. It goes downhill from there.
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14 Jul 2026
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Oscar's gotten used to it.
Lando sending him tweets, that is. It's kind of endearing, really. The fact that Lando would take time out of his day to send him tweets about themselves. They're usually pretty funny and harmless for the most part.
But this? Christ, he thinks.
or: Lando accidentally sends the wrong tweet to Oscar.
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14 Jul 2026
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Lando Norris ✅ @lando
new album out on april 6th: you seem pretty sad for a boy so in love
[Photo: The album cover is Lando on a swing, pushed back as far upwards as it will go. He is wearing a dark hoodie despite the bright blue sky in the background and you can see the word ‘love’ written in a small, swirling font, embroidered on the front of his hoodie, a slightly darker colour than the fabric.]
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@logansargent ✅
IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS LANDO I LOVE YOU
@carlo55ainz ✅
This is all bangers, we worked hard on this together.
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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri broke up, and Lando wrote an album about it. Oscar listens to the album and breaks down, specifically because he wants Lando back.
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12 Jul 2026
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Lando Norris loves racing.
Oscar Piastri does too.
Lando Norris grows to love Oscar Piastri more than he loves racing.
Oscar Piastri will never love Lando Norris more than racing.
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12 Jul 2026