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*Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*
Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.
...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.
As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.
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29 Dec 2022
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Tweek loves the Tuckers. They offer a warm, wholesome family environment that his own parents seem incapable of providing. Best of all, they produced Craig who Tweek is certain is probably the best person in the world.
But when the Tucker family receive news of a treasured loved one passing away, Tweek finds his role as an honourary part of the family testing both his limits, and his views of the world around him.
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26 Jun 2025
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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Operation: Amour by SpecterOfChains
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
23 Jan 2023
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Ash has been down in the dumps lately. So, the other students of the trainer academy hatch a play: Bring ash’s girlfriend to Alola! If only they knew her identity.
(A 5+1 style series of the Alola cast trying to piece together who ash is dating)
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- Part 2 of Lovers under the Sun and Moon
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07 Jun 2025
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5 times Luca wore Alberto's shirt and the one time Alberto wore his by stillifall
Fandoms: Luca (2021)
03 Jul 2021
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"I'm just saying! At this rate this closet might as well be his."
He looked at his closet and then back at the shirt he was wearing. She was right, as Giulia often was. Luca knew that between the first summer and now, he had taken more than just one of Alberto’s clothes. Some he borrowed and then forgot to give back to him, some that got mixed in with his laundry when Luca changed in his room after a day out swimming. And if Luca were to admit, there was one shirt he kept on purpose because it reminded him of Alberto and he liked the way he looked in something of his.
Oh-
It sank in then. The realization hit him full speed, knocking his breath away. He liked having some of Alberto’s physical things because it was a reminder of the boy he liked. In a not platonic way.
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5 times Luca wore Alberto's shirt, realized that maybe he is in love with his best friend, proceeded to have a small crisis and the 1 time Alberto wore Luca's.
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