simonlovelazy
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All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade
22 Oct 2025
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You meet a rich sad fuck in your smoking spot. He's not very talkative.
Title from System Of A Down - Lost In Hollywood
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Muscle memory by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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After a years-long break, Tauriel picks up archery again.
But it's not that easy to rekindle the old passion; not when her friends keep dragging her into their antics, and an annoyingly distracting man shows up to make things confusing. If a heart is a muscle, could it go to anthropy from unuse?
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Archers never make good kings by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Gladiator (2000), Gladiator II, Gladiator 2
27 Nov 2024
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The day Hanno got married was the first day he truly felt that he stopped pretending. And then the Romans came.
Title from Archers by The Ballroom Thieves
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Saeran is fed up with people mistaking him for his twin, so when he meets a cute girl, who happens to be an eccentric hair stylist with great ambitions, there’s only one thing that can happen next...
A short tale of Saeran's yassification, set in no-mint-eye-AU!
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There are things that Dex likes to keep to herself. Lots of things, in fact. But a proper mix of alcohol and a good friend who can listen would make anyone talk. And probably do some other stuff too.
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Erebor's gate may fall, and all will be lost. She chooses to stand here regardless, or die trying, among the people who have chosen to keep her.
Bookmarked by simonlovelazy
18 Jul 2026
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The Lesson of the Moth by micromys
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Apr 2015
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The battle is over. Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, is dead. His nephews still live, even if the life of one hangs in the balance. Tauriel too has survived, although what that means for her, she is not altogether sure.
Choices are made, and promises are kept, though not without hardship. Sometimes the best course is to forge your own path, even if it takes you far from all you know.
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18 Jul 2026
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Five things Kili Didn’t Know About the Elves of Mirkwood by gnimmish
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Jan 2014
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Five (…well, technically 5.75) things Kili didn’t know about Mirkwood elves, as Tauriel cares for him in Laketown.
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16 Jul 2026
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I liked the addition of Tauriel to Peter Jackson's Hobbit movie. Having a strong female character was a positive in my opinion. I also liked the Kili/Tauriel relationship. They only had a few, very short encounters in the movie before Kili escaped and Tauriel went after him to Lake town. In the book the dwarves were prisoners of the Elven King for almost two weeks. This story follows the idea and much of the dialogue of the movie but gives the dwarves a longer period as prisoners in the Woodland Realm, allowing Tauriel and Kili more time to get to know each other and develop feelings for each other before the escape. I also have tried to adjust some plot holes and scenes I had issues with in the movies. The story goes beyond the end of the movies. I have revised the formatting from one long work to multiple chapters as chapter numbers are increasing!
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02 Jul 2026
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Once Dis receives word, she makes for Erebor, determined to see her gravely-wounded sons and brother, determined to unpick and rebraid the mess her brother has made. There’s none more equal to the task.
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01 Jul 2026