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    The library at the Cloud Recesses contains every book anyone could ever need, unless that person has anything resembling a libido. For all that the Lan Sect prizes education and encourages a strong sense of self, it seems to completely neglect any understanding of human sexuality. For Lan Wangji, who has spent about half of his life in love and never had any idea what to do about it, this lack has become unacceptable. With no other ideas of how to solve this problem, he reaches out to an old acquaintance for help, and gains all that he asked for as well as a strange new friendship.

    Or, a Repressed Gay calls up a Chaotic Bi to learn how to fuck his dead not-boyfriend.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    when an inherently silly fic premise is played completely straight i somehow always manage to end up a sobbing mess instead. also, this reminded me so much of me and my best friend

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    Whiteboard:

    buy more almond milk
    call maintenance about broken icemaker
    sell roommate’s belongings on ebay

    Lan Wangji > Wei Wuxian

    Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?

    Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk

    Lan Wangji: That is not funny.

    Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)

    Apartment Rules and Expectations

    22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.

    OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates

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    05 Jul 2026

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    HR Case File #1713C
    Compiled by Lan Xichen

    Note: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.

    Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation

    Wei Wuxian,

    Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.

    Regards,
    Lan Wangji
    Director of Human Resources

    OR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye

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    05 Jul 2026

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    The melody gets a little clearer when he breaks out of the trees, and Jingyi changes course with certainty, barreling down the back hill and through the Cloud Recesses, dodging scandalized disciples left and right. He throws open the doors to the Receiving Hall without announcement and bows nearly double, eyes on the floor instead of on the shocked faces of the Mei delegation and the impenetrable gaze of the Chief Cultivator.

    "Forgive this disciple," Jingyi shouts, because he's going to get punished for rule breaking regardless. "From the back hill, Hanguang-jun, there is a song in the wind!"

     

     

    Lan Jingyi comes of age.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    HOW TO STOP CRYING

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    “Lying is forbidden!” One of his classmates hissed, a boy with the same ribbon with cloud motifs just like his. Lan Yuan couldn’t quite remember his name, he was never good with names. “Even someone like you should know.”

    Someone like him? What was wrong with him? No, there was nothing wrong! Sure… he had joined the lectures a bit later and he still wasn’t as skilled memorizing all the rules in the Lan Wall of Discipline. And maybe he got distracted with thoughts of radishes and grass butterflies…

    But Lan Yuan was not a liar.

     

    or, Lan Yuan fights twice in his life. One to stand his ground, and second to defend the person that he loves the most.

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    04 Jul 2026