sofia (silliest_sloth)
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one-shots set in the 'no suprises' universe
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- Part 2 of Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker
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No Suprises by silliest_sloth, sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV), The Pitt (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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Whitaker hadn't lied when he said he grew up rural but he may or may not have undersold quite how rural the first year or so of his life was. It was fine though there was no reason to drag up the past, he had a good job, new friends and a tolerable living situation. The last thing he needed was to drag up old memories.
He doesn't get much of a choice though when an old family friend shows up to the ER with a Jane Doe suffering from a rather suspicious overdose
tldr: what if wilderness baby lived and grew up to be dennis whitaker
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- Part 1 of Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker
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Star-Crossed Soulmates by sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandoms: Candy Crush Saga (Video Game), Candy Crush (Adverts)
12 Jan 2026
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“So how've you been?” Crystal asks as if nothing had changed
“Since you blew up the ship I was aboard? Yeah fine” it comes out snarkier than she had intended but she refuses to be the first of the two to apologise
Crystals mouth pulls into a thin line of contemplation for a moment or two before breaking out into her usual grin “i knew you'd be fine, you always are”
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Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker by silliest_sloth, sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandom The Pitt (TV), Yellowjackets (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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'At first, he doesn’t register what Andrew’s looking at - just the constant motion of Eden’s swallowing people whole. Then he sees them. Jean and Kevin, off to the side, not quite dancing, not quite still either.
“Huh,” Neil breathes.
Andrew’s expression shifts, tightening in what looks like annoyance. “They’re getting close,” he says, devoid of any emotion Neil could name.
Neil nods slowly, eyes still on the pair. He’s definitely going to have to tease Jean about his crush when they get home. He leans back in his chair, crossing his arms loosely. “I’ll ask Jean about it later.”
Andrew’s gaze snaps back to him. There’s a faint crease between his brows now. “You don’t seem bothered by it,” he points out.
Neil frowns. “I’m not,” he says honestly.
There’s a beat of silence, and Neil wonders if he’s said the wrong thing. Andrew’s expression smooths into something unreadable, but not before Neil catches the way his jaw clenches. His gaze flicks back to Jean and Kevin one more time, then returns to Neil. “Right,” Andrew says.'
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Andrew is under the impression Neil and Jean are still dating. Neil, naturally, does not realize this.
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
17 Jul 2026
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mirror, mirror hangin' on the wall by Anonymous for dykemaximoff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jul 2026
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lulu 🏒🎨 @1u1uca8124
rpf is literally so unethical like why are we headcanoning what luca haas does in his free time??
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you’re literally THE founding father of hollanov mf?? i know you’re not talking
💬 137 🔄 629 ❤️ 2.7klulu 🏒🎨 @1u1uca8124
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damn are people not allowed to change???
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girl whatever 😭 you can start saying that when you take the 8124 out of your handle
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or, luca haas's ghost of tumblr past comes back to haunt him once more.
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- Part 13 of anon heated rivalry fics
- Part 13 of the centaurs, extended
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
16 Jul 2026
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Code entities start showing up after Katie's wedding.
...Ash isn't really sure how he feels about that.Series
- Part 1 of star's codeswag adventures
Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
16 Jun 2026
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Tsundere on Ice by izolda
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: THE NEXT GREAT CANADIAN STRIP
Presented by Torstar Syndication Services & thestar.com
Deadline: January 15 | Open to: All Canadian Residents (18+)This could have been Luca's once-in-a-lifetime chance to break into comics. Unfortunately, artist's block was fucking up his chances. With only three days left to participate, all that could save him was a miracle.
His phone pinged. Luca almost didn’t check it. Probably another teammate sending a meme about last night’s game. But he glanced anyway. Harris had posted a late summer throwback on Instagram...
Luca might still have a chance after all.
....…......
Or Luca, Ilya, and Troy navigating the meanders of the art of friendship.
Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
02 Jun 2026
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In this story: Cloud's hair is suddenly a lot longer, and he dies ten minutes later.
(The best part is the world doesn't even end! Figure that!)
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
24 May 2026