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Sworn to the Gryffin by VerdantGremlin (Riverwitch20)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2026
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Fred here. If you are reading this, congratulations on either excellent taste or criminal behaviour. This is the documented history of how my twin brother and I accidentally acquired a small feral celebrity, discovered he had been living on spite and crumbs, and responded in the only reasonable manner: emotional attachment, light surveillance, and increasingly reckless loyalty. There will be schemes, deeply intelligent observations (mine), poor decisions (usually also mine), and the ongoing mystery of why adults keep failing children so consistently. If at any point you think we are overreacting about Harry Potter, you are wrong.
George here, writing because Fred can’t be trusted unsupervised with narration. Let me be clear: if Harry Potter so much as sighs in a suspicious manner, I will notice. If someone hurts his feelings, I will know. If someone hurts him, I will become difficult to prosecute. He has the tragic habit of acting like crumbs are feasts and kindness is charity, which is frankly offensive to me personally. So yes, we fuss. Yes, we hover. Yes, we would cheerfully commit several light felonies for his wellbeing. That is called love, and if you’ve got a problem with it, form a queue.
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12 Jul 2026
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"morally aggressive Disney princess"
"Harry continues solving emotional crises like an eldritch therapist" -
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After Harry got left on the streets of London by his relatives he accidentally wanders into diagonal ally and runs into the Malfoy family.
After some consideration and a few talks and a goblin test he gets adopted by the Malfoys.When an angry letter from Dumbledore arrives at their doorstep, they decide that they should not send their children to Hogwarts so they move to Bulgaria and enrol them in Durmstrang.
There both boys find the love of their life and a lot of drama and adventures.
But when the Triwizard Tournament gets announced Harrison and Draco Malfoy have to face their past head on. They meet old enemies and a headmaster, that thinks, that he holds all the power in their world and a family, that would do everything for money and for fame.
Can the two boys hold their lives together and stay with the ones they love or will they have to submit to the old fool?
Currently being rewritten
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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Bookmarked by silentwatcher
11 Jul 2026
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Very good. A lovely look at a different way things could have gone had Harry had a chance to learn more science before hogwarts.
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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Bookmarked by silentwatcher
09 Jul 2026
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Wonderful. Intelligent and contented Harry. Calmed and freed Snape. Even thoughtful and cared for Tom being accompanied to the after by Cedric.
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[Formerly titled "Second Chances"]
Following a brutal accident in the forest, Dipper seeks to make Stanford mad.
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30 Jun 2026
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Dipper Pines had, over the years, survived Weirdmageddon, two dragon fights broken bones, four instances of demonic possession, a really bad date with Gideon Gleeful, endless amounts of random Cryptid fights and too many demon battles from random entities that held a vendetta against Bill to count.
Being taken out by an Etsy witch was not how he saw his story ending.
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10 Jun 2026
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A series of Stan Pines-centric Gravity Falls oneshots, loosely inspired by the songs from the They Might Be Giants album Flood! Can largely be read as standalones.
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Bookmarked by silentwatcher
10 Jun 2026
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So many the yeses. Stan being just the best grunkle to both Dipper and Mable. Ford and Stan trying and making progress. Dipper and Mable being themselves, but mostly the twins they should be with the good and bad and wonderful that comes with all that.
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Bill, his powers severely drained by his defeat at Wierdmageddon, is trapped in Gravity Falls and while he hid from everyone during the entirety of Fall, when the twins came back for Winter Break to spend Christmas with their uncles, Dipper discovers Bill sick from the Holy energy and hiding in the snowy woods.
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07 May 2026
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For Dipper and Mabel Pines, the summer of 2012 was an amazing, awe-inspiring, sometimes terrifying, life-changing experience. For their parents, though, that same summer was a time which gradually became...strange. Not to mention slightly concerning. It was easy enough to dismiss pieces of Mabel's letters as creative writing done to distract herself from presumed boredom, but they found it harder to rationalize away the wild stories that came with snippets of evidence...and that was all before a boat crashed into their rhododendrons.
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12 year old Mabel Pines takes her 7 year old younger brother Dipper with her to Gravity Falls to stay with their great uncle for the summer. She's starting to regret taking him along.
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- Part 1 of 5 Years AU
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Bookmarked by silentwatcher
28 Apr 2026
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Super cute. Good varient of Bill's background
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From the sheer number of readers who requested additional incest on my other story, clearly the people want what the people want. Fuck it, I’m taking this off anonymous.
(╯ > _ < )╯┻━┻(CW: Incest! If you’re not into this, scroll on by. It’s okay. I know incest isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. We can all be chill. They're consenting equals of more than appropriate age with no possibility of reproduction, if that helps.)
Not every kink is in every chapter, so don’t let one or two scare you off, the titles and summaries will guide you. Everything that goes on is between enthusiastically consenting adults. We have lots of fun, lots of dirty talk, LOTS of kink, and even lots of sweet emotional intimacy as well. They’re in love, your honor!
I’m always looking for requests, even though I don’t update this one as often anymore. Hope you enjoy my hot gay old man incest.
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23 Apr 2026
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Bill can't stop staring.
Based on the prompt: "Bill experiencing human emotions towards dipper, not knowing how to handle them?"
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Bookmarked by silentwatcher
19 Apr 2026
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Bill shrinking down to nest in his pinetrees hat
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When Bill suddenly shows up at Dipper's school, Dipper must play along with the demon to try and save his classmates from shadows in the Mindscape that only Bill can kill.
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Bill knocks on Dipper's door at 3AM with a jar he can't open
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09 Apr 2026
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Dipper resorts to cheap tactics
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Dipper's always been into the supernatural. Especially ghosts, and hauntings.
And everyone says the Cipher place is haunted.
Dipper's not so sure about that... but it's worth checking out.
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Masterlist of BurnerAccount/Tswwwit's works by IWild for BurnerAccount
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
19 Oct 2025
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a Masterlist I put together of BurnerAccount's work for any new fans. This includes as much of the Tumblr Extras as I can find.
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Dipper Pines has been after this criminal for six months now, and he still hasn't seen him. Not even once.
After the latest arson, he finds a strange artifact with a charming, annoying demon on the other end. Bill's an interesting guy, if a totally immoral one, and happy to talk with a mortal who's not that annoying little jerk who keeps getting in his way.
Surely this will be a perfectly normal relationship with no startling coincidences.