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    “Did you just tell a customer their outfit was structurally unsound?”

    “It was.”

    If you ask Shane Hollander, he'll tell you the bar's highball glasses are committing a war crime against sparkling water, your outfit has at least three structural flaws, and no, he is NOT blushing, it's just warm in here, and no, he was NOT staring at the new bartender through the gap in the ficus leaves, he was RESTING HIS EYES, and also, for the record, he doesn't care that the bartender has hazel eyes the color of warm stone in late-afternoon light or that his hands can untangle Shane's knotted fingers like they were made for exactly that purpose. He's a particularly opinionated artist with a sunset to paint. He doesn't have time for this. (He makes so much time for this.)

    A neurodivergent artist with the social grace of a startled deer + a bartender with the patience of a saint + a best friend who lives for drama = a love story told in fumbled words, shared sunsets, and the quiet understanding that sometimes the most profound conversations happen without speaking a word.

    Or: Shane Hollander has zero filter, zero social skills, and is absolutely in love with the new bartender his mother hired for their family bar

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    Shane's search history autofills on Ilya's laptop when he borrows it. The suggestions are devastatingly specific:

    'how to ask for aftercare without sounding needy,'

    'signs your dom is getting bored,'

    'best lube for prolonged anal sex reddit.'

    Ilya stares at the screen, realizing Shane has been conducting independent research on how to be the perfect sub for him.

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    Worried about how much of a sensitive ‘quick shot’ he is—and convinced he’s not satisfying Ilya enough—Shane turns to the internet for advice. He tries repeatedly to stave off his orgasms: squeezing himself, thinking about taxes, even telling a confused Ilya to slow down during sex. It’s inevitable, though, that he still ends up coming helplessly all over himself.

    He eventually has to explain his insecurity to Ilya who condescendingly agrees with him and indulges Shane by:

    1. Making him wear a cock ring, and
    2. Letting a determined Shane control the pace—cooing at him while he slowly rides him—and later mocking him for still having no self control as he rams up into him

    Shane thinks he cums too fast. Ilya knows he can make it faster.

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    The NHL partners with an omega health organization for a safe-sex awareness campaign.

    Shane Hollander—the league's most prominent omega player—is asked to participate in a filmed segment where a certified alpha health educator demonstrates on an anatomical dummy how to properly prepare an omega outside of heat. Professional. Clinical. Except the educator cancels last minute, and the only alpha already on set who has media clearance is Ilya Rozanov.

    The demonstration involves lubricant, careful stretching, and detailed verbal narration of technique. Shane has to stand there and provide "the omega perspective." The dummy is silicone and clinical and shouldn't be erotic at all, but Ilya's hands are huge and deliberate and he keeps glancing at Shane while describing proper preparation.

    Shane would rather take a slap shot to the face than admit what's happening below his waistline right now. Fuck.

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    [Denver, Colorado. Pens vs Avs.]

    He watched through half-lidded eyes as Nate ground up against him, grip bruising on his hips. Sid loved this. Loved when Nate got a little rough, a little mean with jealousy. He smirked against Nate's throat.

    "Silly boy. Always so jealous."

    Then, because he genuinely couldn't help himself: "Those two goals were beautiful, though. Geno's wrister on the second one—really something special."

    Nate kissed him. Hard. Swallowed whatever other praise for Evgeni Malkin was about to leave Sid's pretty mouth, tongue pushing past his lips, one hand fisting in Sid's hair to angle his head exactly where he wanted it. Sid moaned into it, the sound vibrating between them, and Nate bit down on his lower lip before pulling back just enough to growl, "Stop mentioning him."

    After a 7-2 loss to the Pens, Nathan Mackinnon gets a surprise visit from Sid.

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    After Canada's devastating loss in the 2026 Olympic gold medal game, Nathan MacKinnon is drowning in guilt over a missed open net. When Sid finds him hiding in his hotel room, the comfort offered takes a turn neither of them expected, blurring the lines between captain and teammate, mentor and something far more intimate.

    Or: Sidney Crosby decides the best way to absolve his guilt-ridden alternate captain is on his knees, with his mouth, and finally on his back.

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    "Daddy will fuck you tonight until you can't walk. And you will take my cock like a good girl. Understood?"

    The sound Shane made was barely human—a strangled, desperate keen that cracked in the middle—and then, so soft Ilya almost didn't catch it, trembling with want:

    "Yes, Daddy."

    It started with a hair clip. A tiny, pearlescent crescent moon that Shane wore for thirty seconds and ripped out in shame. Two years later, he's standing in lace panties and a mini skirt in a private room, waiting for his husband to open the door.

    Shane Hollander has a choice: keep pretending the part of him that loves lace and lip gloss doesn't exist, or give it to Ilya as a birthday gift and hope it doesn't ruin everything. He chooses Ilya. He always chooses Ilya.

    Ilya gets a birthday present he’ll never forget.

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    Set during Ilya's 2014 Stanley Cup celebration.

    Shane shows up at Ilya's house after the party, drunk and unknowingly going into heat.

    The plan was simple: surprise Ilya after his Cup party. Congratulate him. Maybe stay the night. What Shane didn't account for was three beers hitting him like a freight train, his heat arriving a week early, or the fact that removing his scent patch on Ilya's porch would make Ilya look at him like that.

    In Shane's defense, it was a really good plan before his biology ruined it.

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    Shane wanted to help. Shane genuinely, purely, with his whole trusting heart, wanted to help his daddy quit smoking. And he believed—truly believed—that letting Ilya suck on his nipples was the way to do it.

    Ilya should have said no.

    Instead he looked at the article one more time, pretended to read it carefully, then handed the phone back and said, "You know what, I think this could work."

    Or:

    Ilya is trying to quit smoking. Shane wants to help his daddy. When he finds an article suggesting "oral fixation replacement therapy," he offers himself as a healthier alternative with an earnest, oblivious sweetness that Ilya can't—and won't—refuse.

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    Shane’s preferences are simple: older, rougher, married men who lie to their wives and gone before morning.

    Ilya Rozanov is nineteen, Russian, and already moving into his dorm.

    Cue in covert hookups, stupidly questionable life choices, and a rookie who stares at Shane like he’s a particularly fascinating bug under a microscope.

    Now he has to explain why he keeps getting texts from "Mr. Chicago" while trying to teach this kid how to use the campus laundry without melting his sweaters.

    Campus life promised new experiences. It failed to mention the experience of being psychologically dissected over instant ramen by a stupidly handsome blond Russian who hasn't blinked in seven minutes.


    This fic is finished! You can binge-read it now 😁

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    NHLers return to the Olympics after twelve years. Shane Hollander leads Team Canada with grace and discipline. Ilya Rozanov leads Team Russia with sunglasses and audacity. They are absolutely not sneaking off to have sex in every unsupervised corner of the Olympic Village.

    Spoiler: Ilya Rozanov nearly gets frostbite on his dick.

    (Or: The Olympic Village runs out of condoms in three days. Ilya Rozanov treats it as a personal challenge.)

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    Three times Shane fucked himself on his foster father’s knot while he slept, and one time Ilya was awake for it.

    The rules of their foster relationship were simple: don't ask about the blood, don't touch the guns, and definitely don't ride your alpha father's cock while he's blackout drunk.

    Shane is very bad at following rules.

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    Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”

    Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”

    “Ilya.”

    “Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”

    Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”

    “It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”

    A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”

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    “Do you want to try it with me?” Shane’s voice dropped, warm breath skating over Ilya’s cheek. His hands slid down, thumbs brushing his jawline.

    Ilya’s pulse spiked. “What?”

    Shane didn’t back off. He kissed Ilya’s jaw, slow, open-mouthed, nuzzling his neck. “Bottoming,” he murmured against the skin. “Letting me fuck you.”

    Ilya is forty, has a bad back, and is married to a man who was apparently ‘the best fuck in college.’

    Surely, he is not looking to be fucked at the glorious age of forty-one.

    He can be convinced, though. If his pretty husband begs enough.

    (Or: Ilya came to Shane’s college reunion to mock Canadians and eat free food. He did not come here to learn that his husband used to rail college girls into next semester.)

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    After a mysterious serum leaves him painfully, constantly aroused, Shane is in desperate need of relief. He turns to his coach who offers a very hands-on solution: daily ‘sessions’ to help Shane's game. Shane, ever-obedient and blissfully oblivious, agrees. What starts as innocent coaching quickly spirals into something much filthier, as Shane discovers he can come from his nipples alone—and that he'll do anything to hear Ilya call him a good boy.

    (Or: The one where Shane is an oblivious, nipple-sensitive slut, Ilya is a possessive coach with a plan, and it's definitely, definitely about improving Shane's hockey game.)

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    "Ilya, I'm not—we can't—I'm not pregnant."

    Ilya grins. “Not yet.”

    All Shane wanted was a nice, romantic weekend. A little yoga, a little relaxation, quality time with his husband. What he got was three days of prenatal classes, a room full of pregnant women, and Ilya treating the whole thing like his personal comedy special.

    They were the only couple without a baby bump. Ilya decided this was a minor detail. By the final day, he was more invested in their "pregnancy" than half the actual parents in the room.

    Or;

    Shane books the wrong yoga class. Ilya makes it everyone's problem.

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    There's a ghost in their new apartment. Not a scary one. A profoundly awkward one. It manifests when they're being intimate, sighing heavily or making the lights flicker in clear secondhand embarrassment. They name him ‘Gary’. They start daring each other to 'gross Gary out,' competing to see who can make the ghost sigh loudest or blow a fuse. Sex becomes a performance art piece aimed at horrifying a spectral Victorian prude. It's ridiculous, and it somehow frees them to try things they'd never have dared otherwise.

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    “You like these touched, don’t you?” His hand slid up, palm covering Shane’s left nipple, thumb circling, teasing. Shane’s eyes crossed, mouth opening on a ragged keen, body arching forward to offer more. “Do you play with them at home, hm?” Ilya taunted, pinching the tight bud. “Do you twist them under your sheets while you think of me? Does Mommy ever walk in on her sweet boy tugging his little tits and moaning?”

    A sob-half-laugh burst from Shane, mortifying and incandescent. “N-no, Father, oh God, n-no, she—ahhh—she’d—” His hole clenched around Ilya’s cock at the mention, involuntary, lust flaring hotter. The priest caught it, chuckled.

    “She’d be horrified to see her precious son like this,” Ilya murmured, nails scratching lightly over the right nipple now, making Shane shudder. “Socks on, slut naked, riding his priest’s cock right in the house of God.”

    In the house of God, Ilya found his most devout worshipper not in the pews, but bent over the altar, begging for absolution with every thrust.

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    The underworld is brewing a civil war.

    Shane is just trying to get by. He never planned on catching the attention of a bored demon sovereign who’d rather play priest than king.


    EXPLICIT CONTENT: Ch 5,

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    Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'

    It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:

    1. Press tongue to roof of mouth

    2. Grip something cold

    3. Say your own name out loud

    The last one simply says:

    4. Wait for him. He always comes back.

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