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Ed is jogging in the park when he sees a man face down and dead-looking in the park, and decides to be a Good Citizen and go check on him.
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- Part 24 of Meet Cute 'Verse!
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“Can I be weird as fuck to you for a second, man?”
Ed took his hands off his drink and fidgeted with his fingers, looking at them so he didn’t have to say weird shit directly to a pretty man’s face. “I get this feeling sometimes like I’m meant for something. Not, like, career-wise or something artistic, just, like…I dunno. Like I’m not supposed to be alone."
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Ed needs to get something off his chest, talk to anybody about the pains of being alive, and the stranger sitting next to him at the bar seems willing enough to listen.
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- Part 23 of Meet Cute 'Verse!
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Ed meets an adorably hot firefighter during a minor fire incident in his apartment building, and is totally normal about it.
(no he is absolutely not.)
(like not even a little bit)
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- Part 22 of Meet Cute 'Verse!
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Ed cries on a park bench to Taylor Swift.
A stranger just wants to make sure he's okay.
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- Part 21 of Meet Cute 'Verse!
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Stede Bonnet’s whole world was about his work, relationships are nonexistent, and don’t even mention the word orgasm. But when he inherits a sex toy store, Stede is caught between business and a store filled with every imaginable kind of pleasure—including his infuriatingly irresponsible and deliciously sexy new co-owner.
Edward Teach learned the hard way that he can have too much of a good thing. Which is precisely why he’s taken an oath of celibacy and is focusing on how to make The Right Spot a success. But once again, Edward’s emotions are getting in the way and temptation comes in the form of his friend’s lunatic nephew inheriting half the business.
With bankruptcy looming over their heads, Ed and Stede are on the verge of losing both their income and the possibility of love. Can they work together to save The Right Spot before they lose everything?
(photo links are broken at the moment because they used to be hosted through discord, but I am slowly working to find a new solution)
(art embedded throughout by @loveisalie_lie on twitter)
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All stand-alone meet-cute stories for our boys! some au! some not! Can all be read as individual works :)
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Ed is a powerful witch, and Stede is the guy that got dosed with a truth spell - it goes exactly how you'd think it would
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Cas dies and Dean starts referring to himself as a widower. This is somewhat confusing for everyone involved.
(Inspired by *that* tumblr post; linked in notes)
(Canon MCD not tagged because it's temporary)
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grip them tight and raise them from pernicion by Flux for FrecklesHideNothing
Fandoms: Supernatural
04 Jan 2014
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Dean and Cas have been at each other's throats for years, but Anna and Sam are determined to change that for the better. With a well-placed love letter and some careful direction, they manage to get the two into a semi-antagonistic, fiercely competitive, and emotionally confusing game of relationship chicken. Now they just need to get to prom.
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Ed is a patient man. Dates and dates and dates—
But he has wants. And needs. Still, he is a very patient man.
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- Part 2 of singular but indefinite AU
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Stede Bonnet, recently divorced, returns to the town he once knew with a plan. He's got the house (older and more derelict than he remembers), he's got the bees (and the theoretical skill to keep them), and he's going to be(e) happy if it's the last thing he does. (Stede is, as it turns out, a bit miserable no matter how hard he tries.)
Ed Teach has been keeping all of his various demos at bay more or less successfully for years now. He's known as THE beekeeper in town, always meticulous, always gentle, never too bothered with rules, expectations, or protective gear for that matter. (Ed is also, no matter how hard he tries, a bit bored at this point.)Series
- Part 2 of Revenge Bees
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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.