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“Yeah, I remember. If we weren’t married by some arbitrary age, we’d tie the knot. It was when all of that marriage equality stuff was starting to get heated up, but I can’t remember if it was legal in New York yet.”
“It was,” Matt confirms. “… Why didn’t we do it?”**
Matt's nearly 45 years old. He's done. He's ready to hang up the suit. He's ready to just be Matt Murdock.
And he's ready to make good on an old promise.
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25 Jun 2026
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Getting accommodations to take the Bar exam is almost as hard as taking the actual Bar exam.
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- Part 1 of Scrawl No Evil
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21 Jun 2026
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A Teenage Girl's Guide To Not Being Possessed By A Demon by pirateygoodness for novembersmith
Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)
21 Dec 2011
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Jennifer doesn't get sacrificed. The future unfolds, as futures tend to. AU.
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16 Jun 2026
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like walking into a room and forgetting why, but worse by watchriverdale
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
02 Aug 2019
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John Mulaney: "I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes they go "who are you?!". Because that's not how you act when you don't recognise somebody. That's very rude. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and I'd be like ‘Oh, hey man. Hey dude.’ Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognises you, and you have no fucking clue who they are!"
in which dirk loses his memory, is too polite to mention it, and comes to the (only half incorrect) conclusion that he must be dating todd brotzman
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15 Jun 2026
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Getting the Hang of Thursdays by nekosmuse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Jan 2017
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Todd screws up. Dirk solves it. Kind of. It's not a total disaster, anyway.
The follow-up to How Not to Date: a How-To Guide by Dirk Gently, in which Dirk and Todd explore the boundaries of their new relationship (explicit).
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15 Jun 2026
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He’s trying to pin down the exact moment it happened. If love is something you seep into gradually – like wading out into the water and not noticing how deep you are till you’re watching bubbles rise to the sunlit surface – or if love is something that happens suddenly, like getting hit by a car or struck by lightening.
He has no idea. One moment they were strangers, and the next he was here, head over heels and having no idea how to confess.
(Or: A long, wandering story of how Matt and Foggy became a couple and struggled to stay one through Matt becoming Daredevil.)
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12 Jun 2026
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therianthropy (and other goddamn lies) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 May 2022
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"Matt," says Foggy, severely. "We are not some white suburban couple with marital issues. We cannot fix our problems by adding a child."
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There is a child sitting on Matt’s couch. A living, breathing, human child, who represents all the pieces of Matt’s life that he’d rather forget.
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- Part 2 of these stupid hells we keep
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11 Jun 2026
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It's the night of Alec's wedding, and Simon has a plan to woo Clary. He's was going to take this chance and run with it. Tonight is Simon’s moment.
Until he gets stuck in a closet with Jace.
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25 May 2026
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"Looks like you got here just in time," Jace the Personal Trainer says, gaze dragging up from the soles of Simon's ratty Converse to the fluff of his un-brushed hair. "You know video games aren't cardio, right?"
AU in which Jace is Simon's personal trainer.
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25 May 2026
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Simon huffs. “Where are you going?”
“Away from you.”
“Good! And don't come back!”
Jace throws him one last look, one full of burning fury, and snatches the door open. “Oh, trust me, I'm not having anything to do with you ever again!”
Jace means that.
Jace does not mean that.
Two days later, he knocks on Simon's door. The moment it opens, he pushes his way in and crashes his mouth into Simon's, kicking the door shut with his foot.
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“I don't hate him.”
“No, you don't.”
“I want to,” Jace mutters sullenly.
Clary sighs softly. “Oh Jace, you're so bad with these things. You'll get it right eventually.”
“And if I don't?” Jace asks, swallowing thickly and staring at her with a frown.
“Well, it's a good thing that Simon hates you as much as you hate him, isn't it?”
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25 May 2026
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“Give me a break," House shot back. "You couldn’t make a hooker come either.”
Wilson raised an eyebrow. “You wanna bet?”
The idea caused a loud, discordant crash in House’s brain. There was a high likelihood this was a bad bet. Wilson was disconcertingly good in bed, and even though House couldn’t vouch for the female factor, he had no doubt that Mr. “Take My Liver, Please, I Insist” had put in significant hours muff diving. On the other hand, there was a one hundred percent chance that this bet got him in the same room with Wilson and a hooker - the stuff dreams were made of.
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House and Wilson hire a prostitute to settle a bet; House gets more than he bargained for.
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24 May 2026
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It was one of those disgustingly hot summers in New York and the apartment burned like an oven. Matt was in his boxers, lying on the dusty rug in the middle of the living room.
what it says on the tin aka the horrifying ordeal of being in your twenties, post-university, and living in New York.
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23 May 2026
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the life we needed all along by returnsandreturns for vera_invenire
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
29 Oct 2016
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“Don’t kiss me because you’re sad about your girlfriend,” Foggy says.
He should probably say don’t kiss me and leave it at that, but he doesn’t.
“What if I kiss you because I want to?” Matt asks, tilting his head a little.
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10 May 2026
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This Has Been: "A Stupid Thought I Had to Share with All of You" by orphan_account
Fandoms: Community
02 Dec 2012
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In which the folks from Greendale are in the Kickpuncher fandom and it causes about as much trouble as you'd expect.
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10 May 2026
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The last person he’s expecting to see when he shows up a few hours early to Thanksgiving at his parent’s place is Matt Murdock.
Well–okay, the last person he expected to see was his Aunt Virginia, who literally died earlier that year. Second place, though, goes to Matt, who’s wearing one of his mom’s aprons—bright red polka dots—and mashing potatoes in the kitchen. He looks contrite when Foggy walks in.
“I told her I shouldn’t come,” he says, with the tiniest smile.
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09 May 2026
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08 May 2026
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Gen 1:31 Then God looked over all He had made, and He saw that it was very good. And then He looked a bit harder, and He noticed that, hey, that superhero's going a bit hard on the interrogations, huh. Oh wow he sure is beating him up, that's a lot of rage. I wonder why- Oh fuck I forgot to give him any love in his life.
Matt gets a cupid to help him find love in his life. Foggy is very good at his job. Matt, unfortunately, is even better at fucking things up. How do you tell your assigned cupid that you’ve fallen in love with him?
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06 May 2026
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“So.”
“So.”
“I made a list,” Foggy pulls out his phone, tapping at his screen, “If you’re ready.”
He’s not. “As ready as I’ll ever be.”
“Item one, non-negotiable.” And Matt downs as much of his drink as he can in one swallow. “No killing.”
“What?” Matt blinks, “Fog, you know I won’t—”
“Good, that’s easy,” Foggy’s heart has sped a little, “I’m counting voluntary manslaughter, so maybe no more brain swelling comas either.”--
With the Devil out of the bag, there's nothing left to keep Matt and Foggy apart; except for Foggy's bruised trust. He comes over to talk terms, rules, and everything that brought them here.
A non-linear exploration of Matt's life from Stick onwards.Bookmarked by scritch
04 May 2026
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“You knew I specialized in lunch dates when you booked me. I need my nights free,” Matt said.
“I know. I’ve got no windows and I hate this place and pissing on the partners’ desks on my way out is just a shade too nuclear, even for me.” Foggy said, leaning up into Matt’s grin for a kiss. He’d been worried that Matt might have been a no-kissing type of escort, and of course he would have respected that boundary, but those lips were shiny and red as temptation, and Foggy was no good at avoiding those. “If I want to sully it properly, I need a professional.”
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28 Apr 2026
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Follow thy fair sun, unhappy shadow,
Though thou be black as night
And she made all of light,
Yet follow thy fair sun unhappy shadow.Follow her whose light thy light depriveth,
Though here thou liv’st disgraced,
And she in heaven is placed,
Yet follow her whose light the world reviveth.Follow those pure beams whose beauty burneth,
That so have scorched thee,
As thou still black must be,
Till Her kind beams thy black to brightness turneth.Follow her while yet her glory shineth,
There comes a luckless night,
That will dim all her light,
And this the black unhappy shade divineth.Follow still since so thy fates ordained,
The Sun must have his shade,
Till both at once do fade,
The Sun still proved, the shadow still disdained.-Thomas Campion, A Book of Ayres (1601)
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28 Apr 2026