schraubi13
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- Major Crimes (TV) (6)
- Desperate Housewives (1)
- Sex Education (TV) (1)
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Just smut. Andy is getting arrested by a sexy woman in a trenchcoat. Shandy is an established couple. Not my characters, just playing.
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It’s Christmas and Andy dressed up like Santa Clause for his grandkids. And someone else.
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During the Christmas celebration in the office the Captain and Lieutenant get in trouble. Set in the Closer era. Just a smutty ficlet. Not my characters.
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Set after 5x15. Tom decides to sell the Pizzaria. Lynette comforts Tom. Some loving smut.
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Shandy relationship kicking off right after Nicole’s wedding. AUish because Rusty, Stroh and sicknesses suck and there are never enough laughs, love and sexiness! Not my characters, but I love to play with them.
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It’s not like the things she writes about.
In her novels, the men are silent. Rutting and eager but quiet; they use their mouths to bed the heroines in her book, but by the time they fall into bed - or onto desks, or into too tight coat closets and clawfoot bathtubs - they are silent. They growl and grunt and gasp and roar, but for the most part, the men Lizzie writes about are the strong, silent type.
Freddie is not.
Freddie, it seems, likes to talk.
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03 Jul 2026
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“I’d be a terrible mother.”
“Baby, there ain’t nothing in this world you can’t do better than anyone else when you set your mind to it.”
Or, Beth and Rip’s road to becoming parents.
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12 Apr 2026
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Rosemary and Lee cope with the infertility struggle in different ways while trying not to lose hope. (Please note the rating before reading.)
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18 Dec 2025
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After getting called by Blevins for her first field assignment, Scully gets excited and lets her mind wander to a visiting profiler lecturer she might miss when she moves out of Quantico to work in the Hoover building.
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- Part 1 of The X-Files - Slip of the Tongue
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Bookmarked by schraubi13
15 Dec 2025
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"She wonders, as he closes the door behind him, pulls her close, spins, hoists her against the door, pins her hands above her head and begins to lavish kisses against her throat; at one point during all that she wonders what he’s done about Rusty. The boy can’t walk in and see them like this; he’ll have a heart attack."
Chapter can stand totally alone; there are no plot bunnies here whatsoever. All you need to know is they are an established couple.Series
- Part 27 of A Little Light Music
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13 Dec 2025