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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “I guess now is a good time to mention I've already planned out how this date will go,” Berdly said, pulling out a piece of paper labelled “rizzing plans” written in really bad cursive.

    "This ferris wheel ride was simply just step two of my ingenious plan…” he grinned.

    “...what was step one?”

    “Ah, ah, ah,” Berdly scoffed, holding the paper up as though Kris would lunge for it like a rabid dog. They weren't, but honestly they were thinking about it.

    Or

    Kris loses Susie and Noelle during the festival.
    This changes a couple things.

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    [xmossmouthx] berdly pls
    [xmossmouthx] i have a family
    [xmossmouthx] spare me

    Berdly considered this for a moment. He was presented with a paradox as old as time. Would he let the trolley run over his dignity or run over Schrodinger's cat of romance? Before he could decide, another message appeared.

    [suz1z1lla] berdly how tf do u have so many diamonds

    Berdly’s attention snapped towards his house on the horizon, which Susie had clearly begun to plunder.

    [smartgenius555] SUSAN I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
    OR ELSE.

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    How embarrassing it was to be smitten: to--in defiance of logic--hope. Because, in truth, it was painfully obvious that “Kerdly” was not canon.

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    Berdly has a fat crush and thin confidence. Susie helps him out for the bit. Everyone plays a lot of videogames together.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    For five years, Kris has received poems from their self-proclaimed “rival” for Valentine’s Day. Every year, they find that they start to like them more and more.

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Burgerpants lit up upon seeing Kris. “Well well well! If it isn’t Azzy Jr.-- and their date!”

    Kris’s face instinctively screwed up. This better not be public knowledge. *We are not an item!!* But when they looked over at Berdly, who was flustered and looking back at Kris like a dope, they chose not to be cruel. “Berdly.”

    BP leaned over towards Berdly playfully, “Alright, kid, now don’t go breaking Kris’s heart, or you’ll be in for a real bad time! Last time I messed with Azzy’s sib I got THIS SCAR!” He pulled up his sleeve to reveal a gnarly burn on his forearm.

    Berdly gasped.

    “... That’s a joke, I got this from hot pizza grease, lol. I hate my job. What can I get for you two?”

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    Hey y'all I wrote this last summer before chapter 5 came out. It's super short. Just one line of Kerdly Coke that goes down easy. Enjoy.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Kris finds Berdly interesting. Just as they do for every other monster. Theres nothing more to it. Maybe an extra visit on Wikipedia, sure, but never anything more. Especially not multiple days worth of birdwatching. But of course, a stupid blue feather ended up wrecking those plans.

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    Kris dives too deep into bird culture. Finding out something that not even themself OR Berdly were quite ready to admit.

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    08 Jul 2026