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The Curse of Saint Valentine by Bekazimi, PearlButtons, Queen_Diana, sad_millennial, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy cares little about Valentine’s Day, and cares even less about Hogwarts’s upcoming Valentine’s Day ball.
What he does care about, however, is impressing his colleague and fellow professor: one Hermione Granger.
Thus, Draco joins the faculty Party Planning Panel. All is well until his harebrained colleague, the ever-dim Liam Rutherford, brings the cursed skull of Saint Valentine into the mix.
[[Featuring Professors Dramione, nosy students and portraits, and Draco’s quest to Live Attractively While Pink.]]
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A Majorly Meddlesome Manor by sad_millennial for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2024
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A year after Draco Malfoy's perplexing, but suitable, entry into Hermione's friend group, he begins to avoid inviting her--and only her--to his home.
It shouldn't bother her. It shouldn't.
But of course, it does.
Determined to discover the reason behind his unjust treatment of her, Hermione takes matters into her own hands and confronts him at Malfoy Manor.
Unbeknownst to her, Malfoy family magic flows through their ancestral home, permitting it to take every measure necessary to aid its family.
...Including by confining witches with whom the Malfoy men are in love to its premises.
[[In which a cheeky Malfoy Manor, sensing the pining of its very own Draco, traps Hermione within its walls until he confesses his love for her.]]
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When Hermione Granger—a firm opponent of Yuletide and all things related—volunteers to cover every shift the week of Christmas, Draco Malfoy—her partner and firm supporter of Yuletide and holiday cheer—is in disbelief.
Determined to garner her participation in the festivities, Draco volunteers himself to work alongside Hermione and immerses her in his favorite holiday traditions.
[[Featuring Auror partners Dramione, silly holiday antics, and sickeningly sweet gift exchanges.]]
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The Intriguing Case of Surplus Dracos and Grangers by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2024
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It’s a perfectly ordinary day when the world (or, at least Draco’s dimension) is thrown into disarray.
Draco—a highly competent, skilled Auror—should have expected as much, for the most unusual days begin normally. It’s a law of Muggle physics, probably.
Alas, Draco is off his game when he and Granger are confronted with a pair of their doppelgängers from another dimension.
Nobody can blame him for failing to expect the second and third pairs.
Draco — along with three versions of himself, each worse than the last — pairs up with Granger — and three versions of herself, each as stunning and brilliant as the others — to both (1) solve the mystery of their inter-dimensional copies' sudden appearances, and (2) save the world (or four dimensions thereof).
All the while, each Draco attempts to charm his respective Granger and demonstrate his superiority over the others.
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The rumors of Voldemort’s resurrection spread quickly after the sixth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.
Following the Auror Office’s discovery of a not-insubstantial amount of evidence corroborating the claims, Hermione, an Unspeakable, and Harry, an experienced Auror, are tasked with leading an investigation to stop the third coming of Voldemort.
Delving into the mystery, Hermione uncovers an inner secret society within the Death Eater regime, the second contingency plan crafted by Voldemort before the Second Wizarding War, and lost practices of ancient magic.
Unfortunately, Hermione also discovers that there is only one person who both (1) has firsthand knowledge regarding the ritual, and (2) is willing to assist in the investigation (albeit at a price): Draco Malfoy.
A slow burn Dramione featuring lots of academic research (inspired by mythology) and action and adventure in Egypt.
(Note: While this story is inspired by (the cinematic masterpiece that is) The Mummy (1999), and includes some nods to the film, it is not a direct retelling thereof.)
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To be loved is to be known.
And there is nothing more alluring to Hermione Granger than the unknown.
A reintroduction beginning in eighth year and continuing into adulthood, told through a series of standout moments, stemming from the most unlikely of bonds.
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01 Dec 2024
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A Guaranteed Way to Get Draco Malfoy's Attention by megalle for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2024
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Hermione Granger doesn't like being ignored. By anyone. But especially not by Malfoy.
This was written for a very special Pam and hopefully has some of her favourite things to read 🩷🩷🩷
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24 Nov 2024
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Draco Malfoy, Ministry-employed time traveller, is ready for his next assignment. He's heading to the Library of Alexandria, 197 BCE, to spend a year preserving critically important magical documents alongside Hermione Granger.
Something goes wrong on his return: he got the job done, but remembers none of it. All he has left are disorienting fragments and an overwhelming sense of loss.
Winner of "Best Angst" in the Dramione Writers' Society NEWTs!
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26 Sep 2024
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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18 Sep 2024
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Department of Mysteries Internship Available: Open to all current Ministry employees, upon completion of required security clearances.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are reluctant co-interns. The hours are long, and the work is not what they expected. After a few days, it doesn’t matter how much Hermione hates him: they have to pass the time somehow.
A one-shot about denial, boredom, and falling in love, told in vignettes spanning four weeks’ time.
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21 Jul 2024