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Set after the "Crown of Guts" good ending. Ther and Ronin celebrate Christmas the best way they can.
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“I’m not here to absolve you, Visi,” he breathed.
“....Courtney,” she corrected hesitantly. The name still felt too real to her – like she was giving away parts of herself every time he said it. Letting him hold her very identity in his hands. “Yeah, okay, smartass. Still. That was fucking stupid.”
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Robert, Courtney, and Mandy work through their issues after everything that went down at SDN. Post-canon. (They're all in love)
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When an incredibly delicate recon mission calls for equal parts finesse and fist fighting, the government pairs two of its most effective operatives: Leon S. Kennedy, the DSO’s unshakable golden boy, and you— the agency’s very own sweet-talking honeytrap.
As if the assignment isn't complicated enough, there's another catch: you must go undercover as a married couple.
OR: The highly unconventional story of how Leon meets his future wife. As unlucky as he's been so far, only a really lucky sap gets to marry the love of his life twice over.
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01 Jul 2026
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"Someone else stole him away a long time ago, but you managed to squeeze yourself between the chambers of his heart. Any way he cares for you, cherishes you, loves you—it’s enough. It’s enough. It has to be."
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Or: you’ve fallen in love with an unavailable, traumatized man, and you couldn’t stop if you tried.
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30 Jun 2026
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Leon doesn't come over for deep talks. He doesn't come over to check in. He shows up at 2:00 am with a hoodie pulled low and a look in his eyes that says he's had a really bad day and wants to take it out on someone he doesn't have to apologize to.
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29 Jun 2026
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When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
─ ❤︎ ─
You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
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15 May 2026
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Visi disappeared after the final confrontation with Shroud, bleeding, broken, and unknowingly carrying a piece of Robert she had no right to take.
Months later, circumstances dragged her back into the orbit of the very man whose life she once shattered, neither one of them prepared for what happens when old ghosts, old loyalties, and old feelings collide.Bookmarked by s3lfishmachine
29 Nov 2025