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breaking news: local girl harasses national heroes, more at 6 by roseofaries
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
16 Jun 2026
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May smiles placidly at the customer in front of her. She can smell the roast dinner she'll force out of Dana in return for juicy gossip already.
"One room, please," says Etho, the legendary rogue who saved the kingdom from the usurpers who attempted to overthrow King Cleo. The man is May's childhood hero from bedtime stories and coincidentally her first and most passionate celebrity crush. She keeps a tight fist around her emotions to keep from swooning. Looking too excited is a fast way to find oneself barred from entering private rooms one would very much like to be in.
"How many beds would you like?" May asks politely. The short man fighting to peer over Etho's shoulder glares at her.
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Ethubs, as seen from the point of view of a snooping maid. Her goal? To find out if these heroes are, in fact, lovers.
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When Etho discovers the truth behind a ghost story, he might have dug himself a little too deep.
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When a malfunction leaves their spaceship in prolonged darkness, Etho learns a new lesson about Bdubs' glare biology.
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Once upon a time, there was a prince. This prince was the kindest boy in the land, and everyone who ever met him couldn't help but love him. However, this prince had a terrible curse placed upon him by an evil sorceress when he was born. This curse said he was fated to prick his finger on a spindle and fall into an eternal slumber on his sixteenth birthday.
That's the story at least.
Bdubs really is asleep, and an evil sorceress did the job, sure. But thorns aren't what's killing all these would-be suitors. No, that would be Etho.
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Etho spends a night in the forest after getting lost on his way home, and finds something he didn't even know existed. Bdubs has a very scary morning when a giant stomps on his flowers.
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beyond the crystal glow by roseofaries
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Jul 2025
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mumscarian qpr my beloveds by roseofaries
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Mar 2025
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Very cold water on a very hot day by JoyfullyyoursDav
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
30 May 2018
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Sometimes a family is a nerd who can't swim and the crunchy-haired watersport inventor who teaches him how. Surfer lingo required.
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28 May 2026
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Barry Bluejeans is alone when he recognizes a passing elf’s face. And that face is said to be dangerous, wanted by the militia.
But Barry also recognizes that elf’s face from a cookbook, left to him right alongside his clothes and coin — and years later, against all odds, that very same dog-eared cookbook makes its way back into Taako’s hands.
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23 May 2026
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After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is imprisoned for his betrayal of dwarves. Convinced his dwarves have not forgiven him, Bilbo escaped back to the Shire and accepts that his adventure came to an end. The company, unaware of his arrest, eventually must accept that their burglar must have perished in the battle. A recreated mournful journey back to the Shire forces everyone to confront the past.
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02 Apr 2026
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Stills of Different Lives by thezenithcalls
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
13 Jun 2026
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A collection of Aragorn/Legolas one shots. Some will be happy, some will be sad, and none of them will be connected. Each fic is based on a song, but don't be fooled, these are in no way song fics. They're just inspired by them.
Tags are subject to change because I hit the limit so I have to choose what to sacrifice with every new chapter. Oops.
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02 Apr 2026
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“It’s freezing,” he grunted from where he stood. “Thought you might appreciate the company. And have something to eat. Pause already told me to go fuck myself,” he added. “So.”
Etho pulled off the glasses and narrowed his gaze. “So close that door, you’re letting all the cold air in.”
Bdubs and Etho, on a mission back in their MindCrack days, in the cold of an arctic winter. Etho lets Bdubs in by a different way, this time.
Bookmarked by roseofaries
03 Jan 2026