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    It was common knowledge that Beard was not the most talkative of people. Ted counted himself lucky that he was one of the few people to whom Beard regularly spoke more than a few words in succession. At least, he assumed he was one of the few. And then he saw Beard at the coffee shop.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)

    In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Jesus, took you long enough,” John says, adjusting the duffle over his shoulder. “Thought I might be out here til morning at this rate.”

    For a second he wonders if he’s drunker than he thought, but no. As far as he can tell, it is still 1980, and he hasn’t seen or so much as spoken to John in ten years.

    Or, John comes to stay with Paul in Scotland to ride out the press storm of his divorce to Yoko, and Paul learns to stop running away.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    It’s a normal Tuesday afternoon when Bdubs’ entire worldview gets flipped on its head, and it’s entirely Etho’s fault.
    In typical Etho fashion, he had done something insane entirely nonchalantly, and acted confused whenever it was acknowledged that it’s a big deal.
    In non-typical Etho fashion, he just sent Bdubs his fucking address.

    And okay, if Etho does something insane, Bdubs has to match it. That’s their entire dynamic. That’s been their entire dynamic for at least a decade, if not more.
    Which is the only possible justification Bdubs can give for why his first response to the DM with Etho’s address, typed out neatly with proper capitalization and line breaks and everything, is to open Google Maps and start packing a bag.

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    14 May 2026