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    Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.

    "Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."

    "You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”

    “I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”

    “No, we tried that.”

    “Hanging?”

    “I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”

    There was another pause.

    “I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”

    “Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”

    “I can’t wait to kill you.” 

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    Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    There's a tooka riding on Commander Fox's shoulder. The Commander does not appear to be remotely phased by this fact, and neither, it seems, is the tooka.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Fox survived Order 66 just long enough to die a painful death at Darth Vader's hands. But instead of reuniting with his brothers in death, he wakes up a child almost four decades into the past. Fuck this, he and his brothers might barely be a idea in a troubled jedi master’s mind at this point, but its not going to stop Fox from fucking with the Sith’s plan for intergalactic domination (and maybe commit a little murder, as a treat).

    Of course that is if he can hunt someone down and tell him what is going on here first. Added bonus if he can keep out of the Mandalorian civil war and far away as possible from Prime, somehow. If in the process he gains a brother when he loses millions, and finds a home for the first time in two lifetimes, well, that's just his dumb luck.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The leaking of one set of lyrics creates a domino effect for a series of life-changing events for Regulus Black. Amid a world tour, the band BlackRose finds themselves hounded by the media about the lyrics to a song written five years prior. Regulus's mental health takes a turn for the worst as his fears become near tangible in his swirling mess of a head. On top of the confusion and chaos of a leak, he's becoming increasingly attracted to his best mates, leading to what he believes to be obsessive thoughts that he's projecting onto them. Add the return of an estranged brother, past mistakes coming up to choke him, a child he desperately wants to keep out of the limelight, and a momager with no regard for his current state, and he's got the perfect recipe for a mental breakdown.

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    Disclaimer: I do not monetize off of this content and never plan to. The original canonical characters and magical world belong to JK Rowling.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    After the Council refuses to train Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves the Jedi Order and everything he ever wanted to follow his Master’s dying wishes. Together, Obi-Wan and his new… student? brother? son? friend? (He still hasn’t quite figured that one yet), return to Tatooine to free Shmi Skywalker (because what else could they do?). It… Doesn’t go exactly to plan (per usual).
    Things escalate quickly and, well, Jabba the Hutt is dead and Obi-Wan is now the most wanted man in the Hutt-controlled part of the Galaxy.

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    Jango Fett didn’t really need money, so exorbitant and rising price on the Jabba murderer’s head was not what drawn him to the contract. It was the rumours that the rouge Jetti was responsible and if Jango hated anything, it was the Jetisse.
    If he was getting payed to drag one to the Hutts, to die a slow, honorouless death on the top of a generous payment, even better.
    In hindsight though, he probably should have left Boba on Kamino. In hindsight, he should have thought twice before having one night stands with hot, red-headed strangers right before the start of a hunt.
    His life would have been much easier that way.

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    21 May 2026