20 Works by rfsmiley

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  1. Fills by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    10 Nov 2024

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    in which RF collects drabbles so they don't get lost. Expect no polish here!

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    2
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    3,362

  2. The Ripeness of Cheese by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Jan 2024

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    Aziraphale contemplates an implausible literary device comparing cheese to sex. Crowley suffers.

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    1/1
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    514
    Bookmarks:
    125
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    2,996

  3. All Seasons by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    19 Jul 2023

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    A deal is struck in the early 1500s with far-reaching consequences. Aziraphale departs for Germany as Lutheranism begins. Meanwhile, Crowley lingers in England to witness the early days of the Anglican Church, and to make the dangerous acquaintance of a man named Thomas More.

    Or: everyone out here bein like crowley had a thing for leonardo and I’m like girl listen. He has a type

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    257
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    329
    Bookmarks:
    112
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    3,152

  4. Mixed Blessings by for Princip1914

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    25 Mar 2023

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    Crowley catfishes Aziraphale. It goes about as well for him as you might think.

    Or: area demon experiments with different methods of seduction and in so doing invents the Nigerian prince fraud.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    122
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    399
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    79
    Hits:
    2,677

  5. The Shop in Mayfair by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    11 Mar 2023

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    the poor guy owned a plant shop in Mayfair and that was his only crime

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    1/1
    Comments:
    73
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    313
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    36
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    1,419

  6. Gods in the Gaslight by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    08 Apr 2021

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    A mysterious rival and a ghost from the past threaten Fell's magical career.

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    341
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    89
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    5,133

  7. The Albatross by for everybody_lives

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    01 Oct 2020

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    Two voyages, separated by about three hundred years.
    Or: the hike from the Left Hand of Darkness, if the husbands had done it on the ocean instead, and then also gone on a cruise afterwards.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    279
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    462
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    130
    Hits:
    4,034

  8. Jimsonweed by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    07 Jun 2020

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    Aziraphale buys a potted jimsonweed, and Crowley faces the consequences.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    592
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    3,586

  9. Bark Dust by for racketghost

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    19 May 2020

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    Crowley is injured during the Saxon Wars, and Aziraphale gets his hands dirty.

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    Comments:
    328
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    1,516
    Bookmarks:
    430
    Hits:
    11,421

  10. The Thing About Bread by for PurpleAlmonds

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    05 May 2020

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    On the Thursday after the world didn't end, Crowley had brought him a present of hot cross buns.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    158
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    838
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    160
    Hits:
    3,731

  11. The Pimpernel by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Scarlet Pimpernel - All Media Types, The Scarlet Pimpernel - Baroness Orczy  

    01 May 2020

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    Aziraphale longs to know the identity of the elusive Scarlet Pimpernel, but Crowley, damn him, keeps getting in the way.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    352
    Kudos:
    455
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    6,840

  12. A Treatise on Food Waste, Original Sin, and Other Assorted Societal Problems by for ximeria

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    26 Jan 2020

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    Post-canon South Downs fic. Aziraphale struggles with a new hobby, and Crowley struggles with the concept of retirement.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    189
    Kudos:
    734
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    5,628

  13. The Name of the Snake by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    21 Jan 2020

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    True names have power. It’s a pity that Aziraphale no longer knows his.

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    English
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    9,125
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    533
    Kudos:
    1,988
    Bookmarks:
    537
    Hits:
    12,330

  14. The Season of Advent by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    04 Dec 2019

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    Advent, noun: a season observed in most branches of Christianity; a time of expectant waiting. (In which two entities meet after an important event and end up discussing mistletoe.)

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    Comments:
    52
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    53
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  15. The Ark by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    25 Aug 2019

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    We’ve all been assuming that it takes them 6,000 years to figure it out, but what if it takes 6,300?
    Or: the ineffable husbands evacuate a dying Earth.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    212
    Hits:
    5,809

  16. Thicket by for FayJay

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    03 Aug 2019

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    But round about the castle there began to grow a hedge of thorns, which every year became higher, and at last grew close up round the castle and all over it, so that there was nothing of it to be seen. - Brothers Grimm

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    1/1
    Comments:
    68
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    512
    Bookmarks:
    79
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    2,508

  17. Too Generous by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    02 Jun 2019

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    “You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.”

    Or: what happened after the [ we all got hit by a ] bus scene (aka "you could stay at my place, if you like")....

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    Comments:
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    1,585
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    72,326

  18. Made Flesh by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    11 May 2019

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    AU in which Crowley is two entities, and Aziraphale isn’t sure how he feels about either of them.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    429
    Kudos:
    2,409
    Bookmarks:
    703
    Hits:
    17,817

  19. The Gift by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Apr 2019

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    Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    477
    Kudos:
    6,507
    Bookmarks:
    933
    Hits:
    34,757

  20. Final Temptation by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Feb 2019

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    It doesn't occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    379
    Kudos:
    14,796
    Bookmarks:
    1,996
    Hits:
    123,215

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