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Want the Lights On by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jun 2021
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Meng Yao's sister-in-law is following the Jiang tradition of being evil. Why else would she try to set him up with a married man?
“I’m pretty sure my sister-in-law is trying to ruin my life.”
Lan Huan’s tone is one of genuine curiosity when he asks, “Why would she do that?”
“I don’t know yet,” Meng Yao untangles himself from the barre and crosses his arms across his chest, looking up (and up, and up, curse Jiang Yanli for her knowledge of his tastes) at Lan Huan’s very handsome jawline. “But I need you to make less vigorous eye-contact until you bring me a notarized waiver saying your spouse doesn’t care about you hitting on me.”
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24 Jun 2026
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a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”
There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”
Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”
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Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.
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20 Jun 2026
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A Dangerous Thing by CiFeng, laogongpo
Fandoms: 安乐传 | Legend of Anle (TV), 芸汐传 | Legend of Yun Xi (TV), 如意芳霏 | The Blooms at Ruyi Pavillion (TV), 美人制造 | Cosmetology High (TV), 朝歌 | Zhao Ge (TV)
02 Mar 2023
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Some people invade countries to steal land, others power. Han Ye does it to steal beautiful men.
When Long Feiye, Xu Jin, Pei Yuntian, and Ji Fa all find themselves trapped as his consorts, they realize they must work together to regain their freedom.
But the more time they spend together, the more tangled their hearts and loyalties become. If the price of freedom is Han Ye's life, are they still willing to pay it?
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16 May 2026
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Guo Chengyu's expression turns a little sheepish.
"We may have... talked about it."
Xiaoshuai blinks. "What?"
"Chi Cheng, Wu Suowei, and I have considered this sort of arrangement before," Chengyu explains slowly. "We weren't sure if you'd be interested at first, but then I saw the way you look at them and... well. I couldn't help but offer."
"You—" Xiaoshuai squeaks before clearing his throat. "You. And Chi Cheng. And Wu Suowei. Talked about—" he stops, not even sure what to call this.
"About having a foursome, yes," Guo Chengyu finishes. "Multiple foursomes, actually."
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Or Xiaoshuai gets corrupted by his three favorite freaks. Or, or seven thousand words of positively filthy polysnakes porn for your viewing pleasure.
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12 Apr 2026
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Suo Wei accidentally acquires a sugar daddy.
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03 Apr 2026