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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Get back to the point, Nicky,” Kevin interjects. “What does Roland deal?”

    “You know,” Nicky starts, unhelpfully, waving a hand. When silence follows, he finally continues elaborating. “Ganja, the Devil’s lettuce, hash, Mary Jane, grass, chronic—”

    “Weed,” Andrew cuts in, refusing to entertain Nicky any longer.

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    or: andreil and co. celebrate a very special holiday

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    24 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    “I’m a merman, not a siren, you stupid human.”

    Aaron sputters. “What kind of insult is that? Andrew is also human!”

    “Yeah, but he’s my human,” Neil says petulantly, wrapping his tail around Andrew’s leg, and Andrew’s silly, dumb heart wriggles and flops around in his chest.

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    Andrew finally introduces Neil to his family. It goes as well as one would expect.

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    “I assume I am correct with my guess that you did not fill water into that vodka bottle. And I am not tattooing anyone while drunk."
    “But-but—" Kevin starts, and Andrew cringes inside. That rule was so obvious that he didn’t understand how he didn't think of it.

    “Look, I get that it looks weird, that he wants to get a tattoo in his state-“ Andrew protests. But he gets interrupted before he can even finish.

    “Completely wasted at –“ the guy takes a quick look at the watch on the wall. “10 in the morning?” Damn that accent.

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    Kevin randomly decides to get his tattoo covered up (while completely drunk), and Andrew takes him to the next best tattoo studio. There, he meets Neil, the extremely attractive and interesting tattoo artist (with a British fucking accent). Andrew is intrigued to find out what hides beneath the scarred face and hidden limb. Sadly, he will never see Neil again (or will he?) unless he changes his mind about tattoos, which would mean allowing Neil to touch him.

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    18 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    It was quiet on the roof. The morning was too early for the sun or even Neil to have risen.

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    Existing can be hard, but slowly, Andrew is learning to lean his weight on someone else.

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    05 Apr 2026