ratsplendor
Fandoms
- Gravity Falls (15)
- House M.D. (11)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (6)
- Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (6)
- Phineas and Ferb (4)
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zugzwang, and other forms of intimacy by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for freshtrash, mi princesa, gaylisterine
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
07 Jul 2026
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Zugzwang, from the German "compulsion to move," is defined as a state in chess or politics where a player must make a move, but doing so will worsen their position.
20 years adrift in the multiverse, in between a rock and a hard place, Ford accepts a tow job from an inadvisable source - and they both pay the price. So it goes!
Alternately: 5 ways to become entangled, +1 to be taken apart.
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the boy in the other hotel bed is not your brother.
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Ford, alone.
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circuit breaker by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for nwfairy, freshtrash, princess :)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
20 Mar 2026
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An accident in the lab leads to Fiddleford and Bill forming an uneasy alliance in a bid to save Ford's life.
They're definitely going to kill each other after this, though.
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After a long, tough year, Stan and Fiddleford successfully retrieve Ford from the multiverse. It just might be easier to tear down an interdimensional portal than to rebuild any sense of stability between them.
Might.
Series
- Part 2 of love by the milligram
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challenging myself to get through as many of my Hilson requests as possible before the end of the month :)
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rskt 2024 by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor
Fandom Gravity Falls, House M.D., Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2024
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ratsplendor's works for Kinktober 2024. multi-fandom and absolutely chaotic; i created a random generator that spat out a kink, a modifier (like a trope/setting/relationship type etc), and a dialogue prompt.
i'll be posting only on the weekdays in October, with the remaining prompts as sort of free slots in the months of November + maybe December because i'm trying not to burn myself out.
play bingo here. laugh so you don't cry; gayngst has, so far, been the theme of what's currently written :')
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| Ford sighs, pawing at the pressure in his ear. It seems like it’s always there as of late, like something’s pushing up against the cavity of his brain, like it's about to burst out into the canal of his ear, letting loose the scattered thoughts bursting ever present inside of him.
He glances up at the clock. Stares at the hands, struggling to move, working tirelessly without much progress.
“Bill,” he murmurs softly. Into the night, into the chill of his room. His breath rustles a page.
i.e, Ford needs sleep. Bill gives it to him...though he has a different method in mind.
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10 Jul 2026
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When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
(Original working title: Bill and Ford's Interdimensional Abortion Roadtrip!)Bookmarked by ratsplendor
06 Jun 2026
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Bill is bored with his new life working at the Mystery Shack, but if there's one thing that will always excite him, that thing is Stanford Pines.
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26 May 2026
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But he thinks, somewhere down the line, the love he holds for Stanford Pines had become flush with religion. He thinks when Ford’s honeyed voice had begun to deafen that of the God he worshipped in church is when that love had surpassed it. And if that’s the truth, then his wedding vows had been made to a god he’d long since lost touch with, as his real religion took the title of “best man” in stride.
Not that it matters much in the end. He’d still wound up back in the house of his god, these days a lonely little shack in some shabby Oregon town but once a college dorm with walls too thin and bipolar air-conditioning, no matter how he tried to stay away.
(Or: Fiddleford McGucket does not have a problem, and Stanford Pines has a hickey.)
Bookmarked by ratsplendor
25 May 2026
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*distant but loud, with echoing SFX, as if from the depths of a hole* HEY. OW.
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Getting caught fucking yourself is one thing, but getting caught by the guy you were jerking off to in the first place? Embarrassing…
(Or Bill cipher gets caught and Stan is like fuck it why not)
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23 May 2026