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Human Relief Aid by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Rocky,” I say. “Is this a … a fleshlight?”
“No. Fleshlight is specific Earth product. This Rocky human relief aid prototype. Same function, different origin.”
Well, asked and answered, I guess.
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05 Jun 2026
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Kim watches Harry as he tries on the leopard-print bodysuit.
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04 Apr 2026
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Behind the levers, Kim has always found a place where he can relax. Take his mind off of things. Focus on the sensation of the pavement beneath wheels, the constant hum of the engine, the way the road twists and turns before him. Even with Harry between him and the controls, he lets himself go.
Harry’s having fun. Maybe I can have a bit of fun, too. Any good judgment remaining dissipates from Kim’s mind as his fingertips trail up Harry’s legs, toying at the hem of his shorts. Harry twitches at the touch, though his concentration remains unbroken.
“Kim. Are you trying to make me wreck your car?” Harry’s question is infused with a tone of mock disbelief.
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Kim gives Harry a driving lesson.
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04 Apr 2026
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“You’re intelligent. You can figure this one out, can’t you?”
Determining what Kim wants requires neither the skills of a detective, piecing together evidence to solve a case, or an engineer, analyzing a complex wiring diagram to upgrade hardware. Harry has two cocks. Kim has two holes. Harry doesn’t need to call any of the functions within his Intellect sub-modules to figure this one out.
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Kim verifies the functionality of Harry's newest hardware upgrade.
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04 Apr 2026
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Cold words in the city corners by laughingpineapple for finerandbonnier
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
24 Feb 2025
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REVACHOL FOREVER. Five moments cast in time, before we all become one.
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16 Feb 2026
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Ask him to speed up, just get this all over with. You can take it like a man.
Tell him to stop. It's too much. He'll burst you like a blister. Caltrops to a tyre. You'll die.
He tsks. The chiding reprimand, so familiar: in the field, in the bullpen, behind him in the motor carriage. Your mind is trained to it now, a dog to a whistle. Your attention is his.
"If you can't stay focused, we can stop."
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01 Jan 2026
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Another waitress places the gaudiest long island iced tea Jean ever did see in front of Harry. It’s a shade of blue so unnatural, it makes Jean wince.
“What the fuck? When did you even order that? And also why?”
Harry shrugs.
“I think the bartenders have a bet going, honestly, I haven’t really ordered anything in weeks, the drinks just show up. Though they are usually more traditional, but hey, I swing both ways.” Harry says suggestively, dipping his head forward seductively and immediately poking himself in the eye with the bright purple plastic straw. “ Ow!”
“Aren’t cops supposed to have good to great motor skills?” Jean mocks.
“You don’t get the cop, you get me.”
“There’s a big difference?”
“Massive.” Harry lies, not breaking eye contact, trying to blindly use his tongue to get his straw back into his mouth.
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02 Nov 2025
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YOU — I’m not coming back.
LIMBIC SYSTEM — Guess what, my favourite martyr? The world will keep spinning, on and on, into infinity. With or without you.
YOU — I don’t care. Let it.
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN — Time to kill the infernal engine. Time to be the king of nothing. Time to set up permanent residence in Fuck-All-Borough!---
After the tribunal in Martinaise, Harry doesn't wake up from his coma. Instead, two familiar voices do.
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02 Nov 2025
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The day Frank Columbo met Eugenio Franchitti was a day blessed by God: God and all the real angels and saints, specifically Adjutor, Philip Neri, and Barbara. The war was going full swing; on the beach there were the leftovers, the women and boys and girls, and the oldest Franchitti kids who hadn’t shipped overseas, Geno and Cecilia, first cousins. Frank hadn’t noticed ’em at first, either of ’em, the tall and lanky boy and girl with skin like gold and eyelashes like fringed velvet burlesque fans, physical traits the magazines said you could shell out for but the Franchitti kids had ’em in spades all natural; but once he had he couldn’t stop noticin'.
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The story of how Columbo and Mrs. Columbo came to be.
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22 Jul 2025
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His hands inch lower, down Harry's pecs to the region where lower chest meets and becomes upper belly. Harry's always so adorable when Kim gets here, ticklish, loving the closeness, reveling in affection, anticipating pleasure--and how obvious it must be that Kim loves his body, wants it, wants him, wants to devour him whole and will in his own sweet time, but first his trousers need to be unbuttoned, fly down, shirt untucked, Kim's hands slipping eagerly underneath to--
Harry goes still. Sucks in a breath, and his belly recedes like waterline in a choking drought. Then practically freezes over, every muscle locked where before they were warm goo, and Kim stops as well.
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(In which Harry is reminded fatphobia exists, and he's at the painful end of it. Fortunately, he's with a guy he'll always listen to before any other nonsense.)
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22 May 2025
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A collections of stories set around the Jamrock Public library, from the point of view of Maurice, everyone's favorite extremely minor character / cunty librarian.
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01 May 2025
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[Comic] Fav/Fav | Dude chill out, it's just shipping by AmIsRic
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies)
17 Apr 2025
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After moving to his new job over at the PPDC, Newton Geiszler has started getting into fan-shipping in order to relieve himself of stress. One day he asks Hermann to come over to do him a favor-. However, upon arrival Hermann sees with his own eyes that Newt is working on a self-made 「Kaiju/Hermann」Hentai manga!
"D...do you.. draw these things.. because
you’d like to have XXX with me..?"Hermann clearly not understanding what shipping is, to that question Newt simply tells him that he isn't interested in self-inserted(X reader) content.
Could this be true...?!
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19 Apr 2025
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YOU - Oh, secrets! What does it say?
VISUAL CALCULUS [legendary:success] - Written on the page in lieutenant's hasty handwriting, tucked away from prying eyes, a secret wish; voicing the possibility of asking you to fill his desires in the bedroom. The sentences have been scribbled over in shame, leaving any further details indecipherable.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Well well well…
YOU - Wait, these are sex secrets?!
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Kim wants to learn more about the inner workings of Harry's mind and agrees to be can-opened.
But Harry ends up accidentally digging out some hidden opinions Kim has about his ... rather robust ... body shape.
And then they fuck, yay.
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22 Jan 2025
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You haven’t spoken with anyone about this, not even Kim. You run a lot of things past Kim, but for once you just wanted to branch out on your own with this one. Even though Kim’s experience would probably be incredibly valuable here, more so than anyone else’s.
He’s half the reason you’re doing this in the first place. Well, more like 90% of the reason, but you’re still pretending he hasn’t fast become the centre of your little universe—you’re too chicken-shit to put a name to it, too fearful that he might yet become another apricot-scented tragedy.
On the bed in your room you’ve laid out an outfit…waiting, accompanied by a yellow printed flyer, an advertisement for the club you want to try tonight. You’ve had it hidden for as long as it’s been in your possession—too shy to take that final step.
But you’re doing it tonight, you’ve decided. You stand, once your work is done, in front of the mirror and look at your new face with renewed determination.
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18 Jan 2025
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“Detective?” Kim can’t keep the panic from his voice.
“W-what…?” Harry brings a hand to his head and takes a staggering step backwards, away from Titus and the rest of the Hardie Boys. His face is flushed, forehead damp. “Kim, I–I feel… What…?”
“Well, well, well…” Titus practically growls, uncrossing his arms, his pupils blown wide. “It must be my lucky day.” He smiles, a flash of white teeth as he shifts his weight forward. “Yours, too, copper.”
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Kim Kitsuragi prides himself on his control and restraint in all areas of his life, but especially as an alpha. When confronted with the revelation that his amnesiac partner is not only an omega, but also experiencing the sudden onset of a heat cycle, he does what he does best:
He handles the situation.
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31 Dec 2024
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Smoke on the water by laughingpineapple for randomisedmongoose
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Püha ja õudne lõhn | Sacred and Terrible Air - Robert Kurvitz
31 Jul 2024
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Harry’s words untethered, scattered, cast across all of history for mankind to hear (and the one time they stood against the advancing of the pale and no-one noticed).
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31 Jul 2024
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“Lieutenant Kitsuragi.”
“Officer Pidieu,” Kitsuragi replies. “Forgive me. I was…”Kitsuragi is a new and intriguing addition to Precinct 41. The man is competent, which is uncommon enough. Polite to a fault. Restrained through the stiff tips of his gloves. And, if Jules were to venture a guess—
OR: the life and times of Jules Pidieu, with commentary from the subject.
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24 Jun 2024
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Ordered to take a day of rest and relaxation in an unfamiliar city, ICM aerostatic pilot Kim Kitsuragi finds himself sitting for a portrait in the studio of painter Harry Du Bois.
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14 May 2024
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HARRY DU BOIS — "Kim, what's this?"
YOU — Look over from the blood-splattered body on the floor.
HARRY DU BOIS — The lieutenant holds up a glittery purple plug anàl, faceted to look like a jewel on the flared end.
YOU — "Looks like a plug anàl. Is it relevant to our investigation?"
Harry asks many cursed questions and sniffs a dildo. Kim takes morale damage.
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22 Apr 2024
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A Handful of Petals by shufflerock-jam (tposing_katt)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
27 Aug 2023
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What it says on the tin! My take on a hanahaki disease fic. Occurs after the events of the game.
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09 Mar 2024